BFM #62 - Taking Liberties with Rash
Posted on April 25, 2005
28 April 2005 Dateline - Liberties. Northern Liberties. Despite scorn and a false accusation of pre-laying the trail, our beloved Rash
brought her flour and short straw to the now well trod territory of Northern Liberties. Dancing Fool greeted the almost-too-late-to-run Nice Shoes, Wanna F*ck? and Cause, still in search of the start. We escorted him the 50 yards to the bar and entered to find the small but eager crowd nearly ready to take off. Besides the Regular Hash-Wits, Sly Fox, Winkie, (See Me, Hear Me) Shush Me, Tinkerbell, Hold the Sausage, and Pound-it-In, the resident visitor (Don’t be a drag) Dyke Queen had returned, with two, count ‘em two, Virgins in tow. (aka Fres… nevermind). Mr. Shoes volunteered to bagsit, since he was fresh from Another Engagement, sporting Nicer Shoes than usual. Not to mention a button-down shirt and tie.
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BFM #61 - The Devil Went Down to Old Town
Posted on April 21, 2005
21 April 2005 We saw marks leading from Drinker’s, so we figured the pack was long gone. But nooo, there they were counting down the minutes - Public Pisser, visiting again, Pound it In Tinkerbell, oops, I meant Pound it In and Tinkerbell, Rash, Can You Hear Me Now?, Tongue Twister, Lunar Digit - on time, Mary F*cking Poppins, Hold the Sausage, and even LFWinkie was there, ready to run. "Who’s the hare?" I asked. "Skin Fiddle" was the answer. "Oh, good, I can keep up with him." When the minutes were up, about 8:05, the pack left for the hunt. Nice Shoes,Wanna F*ck? and I decided to guard the goodies, and started our first round of $1 Millers. Livin’ the High Life. Mister Fiddle came in, hot and sweaty and uncaught, around 8:30 and described a trail that looked like this: Read more
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BFM #60 - Taking it E-sy
Posted on April 14, 2005
14 April 2005 Ministry of (dis)Information. Cast of characters:
- Rash
- Lunar Digit
- Dances with Bum’s Urine
- Tips -a BFM virgin
- Just Wendy - Tips made her cum
- Hold the Sausage (back from furlough?)
- Can You Hear Me Now? (and his trusty Horn)
- E=MC^2 in his last appearance as a carefree cad
- Strap On soon-to-be blushing bride
- Nice Shoes, Wanna F*ck?
- Tongue Twister
- Tinkerbell
- Pound it In
- Bastard Child (Beer Sucksless)
- Cheep Show
- Sly Fox with
- Scooby Snatch
- Little F*ckin’ Winkie
- Dancing Fool – Cameo Appearance
- Cause for Blindness, Scribe
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BFM #59 - Like a Virgin
Posted on April 7, 2005
7 April 2005:It was like dËj· vu (all over again ©). The BFM has now totally bonded with the Schuylkill River/Art Museum area, with the Mob meeting for the third time in the same vicinity. This week The Cherry Street Tavern was subjected to our antics. Pound it In, Tinkerbell, Rash, Cheep Show, and Tongue Twister were loitering on the corner awaiting the Mob; it was much more pleasant outside than inside, beer notwithstanding (or sitting). Nice Shoes, Wanna F*ck? and Cause for Blindness arrived about 7:50. See Me, Hear Me, Shush Me brought a repeat virgin, Nancy, (she had done a Philly Hash months ago), E=My Cock Squared and Strap On (aka Midget) arrived next, hand in hand. Rash counted up the bodies and gathered the straws, with Oral Offender arriving in time to pick a short one. Tongue Twister accompanied her and, eventually, the pair collected the flour pouch and headed east, with the chatty hashers looking on.
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