BFM #92 - Turkey Turkeys
Posted on November 24, 2005
24 November 2005 - Yes, well. Thursday evening Dirty Frank’s hosted a Thanksgiving Party for the locals, and unwittingly, for the BFM. Fortunately for them, Scooby Snatch was the only one to show up on time to help himself to victuals. Although, the only actual victuals I witness him partake of were served to him by Just Melissa, who had personally combined the pretzels, cream cheese and strawberries into a Just Dessert (thanks to Family Circle, she told me). Scooby introduced Melissa to Nice Shoes(,W.F?) and me, and that, my friends, was the full extent of The Circle. We did have one other semi-virgin, Just Sean, who showed up long enough for a pitcher of Frank’s finest, but he was too late for accusations.
Deep Flute and She Man were thought of with great warmness.
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BFM #89 - Wild Kingdom
Posted on November 3, 2005
3 November 2005 This week’s hash began with the Mob gathering outside Kelliann’s. Why outside, you ask? Because inside the back room of the bar was the Cockroach That Ate Pittsburgh. Seriously. This thing was ginormous, being described by various hashers as "That’s an eatin’ cockroach", "Oh, that’s just a Palmetto Bug," and "I don’t care if it’s a little baby Jesus, I want it out of here NOW." And then I got to tell the story about the time that my microwave got infested with roaches when I was living in Louisiana and how I had to take it apart and when I put it back together it worked. Tada.
Yeah, good story. Anyway, gathering outside the bar were the long-absent Nut Cruncher, Stacks, C*nting Season, Oral Oh, Rash, AKA, who hashes with Reading but lives in Bucks County, (wha?) a newly named Fellatio Hornblower (formerly Just Fred), Skin Fiddle, Thumbo Suave, Hold the Sausage and Fur Snatcher in MATCHING RACE T-SHIRTS, (oh yes, you WILL find them in the "Violations" section of the trash), a surprisingly on-time Strap On and E = My Cock Squared, Sly Fox, Just Jason, Little Red Riding Wood, and a long-time-not-seen Dances With Bum’s Urine.
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