BFM #127 - All The News That Fits, We Print
Posted on July 27, 2006
27 July 2006 – PHILADELPHIA: So I was going to put on my bitchpants and start this trash out with a rant about my recent flight to Montreal, but when I sobered up this morning, I realized I had TEN (count them! I know you won’t!) pages of barely-legible, beer-scented notes from the hash. So y’all are going to have to ask me in person just how I feel about the woman in the seat next to me who felt that there was a perfectly acceptable place to change her kid’s diaper, as opposed to the bathroom fifteen feet away. Wench. I hope this is her next flight.
Anyway.
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BFM #126 - Free Beer for all the Hashers
Posted on July 20, 2006
20 July 2006 – PHILADELPHIA: Wow, I never thought I would say it, but right now I really wish I lived in Central Pennsylvania. I always considered anything west of King of Prussia to be an unfortunate extension of Ohio that should be avoided at all costs, but the Central Penn Blood Bank has changed my mind. Yes, it’s time for some explanation. Harrisburg is offering the greatest incentive ever to donate blood. Who needs a cookie and juice when you can have alcohol? Roadtrip anyone? But I digress. Here’s the trash. Read more
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BFM #125 - An Ass Slapping Good Time
Posted on July 13, 2006
13 July 2006 – PHILADELPHIA: It’s a fact that all hashers worth their weight in beer love to (and are experts at) wasting time. This has contributed to the popularity of the Overheard at the Hash section of the trash and the rabid following of the Overheard in New York website. Oh, but it gets better. Now, procrastinating hashers everywhere can pursue concurrently their loves of urban orienteering and really stupid comments with cyber crack. This may explain why this week’s trash is almost late. Hmmm. And while we’re on the subject of wasting time, let me segue into getting wasted. Here’s a helpful tip for the harriettes (and for harriers that find themselves sporting skirts). Now back to your regularly scheduled trash. Read more
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Birthday At The Birthday Bar
Posted on July 7, 2006
7 July 2006 – SOUTH PHILADELPHIA: The Mob dove into The Dive Thursday night. All sorts of odd characters, deviants, and chronic miscreants were there, as were the locals. And a bartender from the nether regions.
Who was there? Tickle My Elmo, Strap On, Sly Fox, Skin Fiddle, She Man, Self Service, Scooby Snatch, Meat Tenderized, Little Red Riding Wood, Little Fucking Winkie, Just Marisa (who Just Jen and Just Conan made come kicking and screaming), Just Leah (who Elmo and Scooby made come from Iowa), Just Jody (who AKA made come from Huntingdon Valley, PA), Just Jen, Just Jeff (who Elmo and Scooby made come from Phoenix), Just Conan (pronounced “Connin”), Just Brian (who Elmo and Scooby made come from Organ), E=My Cock Squared, Dances With Bums’ Urine, Cunting Season, Can You Hear Me Now?, and AKA (who’s kind of from Reading, PA, but shows up to the BFM because he lives closer to here than there).
Not present were any of the on-secs, also known as the triple sec: The Rash, Oral Oh!, and Hold the Sausage, which is why none of them are writing this garbagiola. Th’bastids.
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