BFM3-136 The Mob Cums Twice
Posted on September 28, 2006
PHILADELPHIA: So this is going to sound familiar. It’s Thursday and I still haven’t finished the trash. Television and having an actual life are partially to blame, but this afternoon I honestly just opted to disinfect my thrift store dress for the DC RDR. That’s an important task people. I think you can excuse a tardy trash by taking solace in the fact that I won’t be contracting herpes from a garment of dubious origin this weekend. And I can take solace in the fact that I now know why Philadelphia drivers are so incompetent. So here goes…. Read more
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BFM #135 - Snakes on a Hash
Posted on September 21, 2006
PHILADELPHIA: I really wish I had a snappy intro this week, but I’ve been suffering through the most god awful allergies for the past two weeks, to the point that I want to peel my face off, not in a dramatic hey-I’m-REALLY-the-Tom-Cruise-Character-in-Mission-Impossible kind of way, but more in the horror movie kind of…well if I peeled my face off and I was really Tom Cruise that would be pretty horrific, too, so never mind. Did I mention I’ve been mixing my medications? Fabulous.
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BFM #134 - The Mob Gets Snowballed
Posted on September 14, 2006
14 September 2006 – PHILADELPHIA: So you’re probably expecting the usual witty introduction to the trash to appear here. Well, sorry kids. It’s not going to happen this week. It’s almost 1 am on Thursday morning and I’ve been procrastinating all evening with the help of the America’s Next Top Model premiere and the Sci-Fi Channel’s presentation of Halloween II. There’s nothing like a really bad 1980s horror movie to distract me. Haven’t you noticed how the villains always cock their heads to the side thoughtfully before springing to attack the main character? I have. And by the way, thanks for the encouraging (read: harassing) emails this afternoon regarding the lack of trash. Those really motivated me. So here it is. It’s almost late and undoubtedly shitty. Now you can stop your whining and find something better to do. Like watch tv. Or increase your earning potential. Oh hell, here’s a bonus fun link. Now read it and like it.
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BFM #133 - OK, Here’s the Trash
Posted on September 7, 2006
7 September 2006 – PHILADELPHIA: ok…ok…blah, blah, blah…
i know…it’s late…well, quit whining like a little girl! at least you’re getting it! i was going to tell you all that there was still no trash because my computer blah, blah, blah…but then i had one of my blond epiphanies…(it’s a blond one because a normal person would have come up with it a lot sooner than I…)…I CAN JUST WRITE IT IN AN EMAIL!!! So here’s the skinny on what went down at the hash last week….i forget the date…and i forget the number…sue me!
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