bfm 152 - do shots…don’t get shot!
Posted on January 29, 2007
Hello all…
The night of Thursday, January 18th was a wonderful night filled with shitty trail, apparantely lots of shots, and a visit to an oldie but goodie, Kelliann’s on Spring Garden. (and no, I did not spot any of those crazy, scary, larger than should be found in north america roaches…yea!)
That’s right, for their 152nd run, the BFM braved the tough streets of Fairmount/Spring Garden, a neighborhood, which happens to be NORTH of Market St., technically placing it in the NORTH part of Philly….just for those cranky and confused individuals obsessed with the NAME of their neighborhood while completely ignoring elementary geography…nuff said.
BFMH3 #151 Amnesia
Posted on January 29, 2007
I’ll be completely honest with you: I lost the notes for this particular hash. I’ve spent the last two weeks trying to find them. In the meantime, I’ve found the following:
1. My good screwdriver
2. Half a pack of gum
3. A really good recipe for wheat bread
4. A really terrible recipe for wheat bread
5. Every other sock I own
6. $3.07 in loose change
7. Aaaaaaand a copy of Alfred Kinsey’s “Sexual Behavior in the Human Female,” which is actually quite interesting and which a few of you might want to borrow, if you get my drift. And I think you do.
But, no trash notes. So, here’s what I can recall about the hash:
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BFMH3 #150 - [Insert Clever Title Here]
Posted on January 29, 2007
So, today I set my stove on fire, which finally made me feel really at home in my new place, as well as being way more exciting than previously since I now have a gas stove. And in fond memory of my eyebrows, I figured I’d write some trash.
Arriving at Kellian’s in University City this evening were Hold the Sausage, Holy F*ck, Cause for Blindness, Pelvis Has Left The Building, Nice Nuggets, Fat Ass, Europe-en On Me, Scooby Snatch, Tastes Like Chicken, Just Kyle, Three Balls, Little Red Riding Wood, Jingle Ballzzz (official spelling) E=My Cock Squared, The Rash, Popeye’s Bitch, Skin Fiddle, Two Clump Chump, Fruit of the Clue, Plastic Pud, Beagle, Cunting Season, and Stacks. GM Cunting Season made the rounds with her handful of straws and Plastic Pud was this evening’s lucky hare. He took his bag of flour and was off into the night.
Elections for Next Year’s Officers
Posted on January 17, 2007
as the 3rd bfm year draws to a close, it’s time to reflect on our
various misdeeds, debauched acts, and general unfitness to participate
in the larger society; it is also time to choose who will mismanage
the bfm as we carry this behavior into the 4th year
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BFM #149 - Kildare’s
Posted on January 11, 2007
BFM #149…Kildare’s
The pack met at Kildare’s (2nd and South St). Soon after arrival, we were directed upstairs to the Gaelic Room. If you’ve never been upstairs at this particular Kildare’s, you’re in for a treat. Once atop the stairs, you have a choice, turn left and head into a normal looking bar, high top tables and sports on the televisions; turn right and you’re standing in the middle of a forest of half cut-down trees carved into chairs and tables, and shields and axes (I think) and crests decorating the walls…No tv’s, just the forest.
Pulling the short straw tonight was Fiber Opdick, fresh in from Army training in Arizona. Along the way, he was caught by Two Clump Chump, much to the pack’s chagrin. Chasing this new hare was E=MyCockSquared, Strop On, Nice Nuggets Fat Ass, Just John, Where’s My Vagina? (from San Fran), He’s a Lesbian, Sly Fox, Anal Proboner, Big Tackle, Beagle, Cunting Season, Meat Tenderized, Scooby Snatch, Tastes Like Chicken, Can You Hear Me Now?, Queef, Dry Hump, and Lil’ Red Riding Wood.
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Posted on January 4, 2007
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