Philly 6th Annual Green Dress Run
Posted on February 26, 2007
Check out http://greendress.phillyhash.com for more information about this year’s Philly Green Dress Run.
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BFM #157– The Mob cums home to Mom
Posted on February 26, 2007
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BFM Hash #156 - Dawn of a New Gynocracy
Posted on February 20, 2007
Our new fearless leader, Hold the Sausage, led us to our first new hash bar of the new rein of gyno-terror, the Lyons Den. Many hashers appeared out of the frozen tundra heeding the e-mail rant by Elmo. (Being that it’s perfect hash weather…sub zero and all)
Hashers braving the elements included: Hold the Sausage, Sloppy Ho, Elmo, E, Strap On, Jingle Balls, Big Tackle, Virgin Pimp, Scooby Snatch, Stacks, Just Arpat, Fiber Optic, Two Clump Chump, Sly Fox, Soft Core Analyst, Holy F*ck, NNFA, Cunting Season, LFW, Up Her Ali, and three brave new virgins, Just Travis, Just Guy, and Just Jerry.
Sloppy started her first chalk talk and Elmo gave her crap. (It’s what he does best). We were introduced to our virgins.
Just Travis – The Internet made him cum.
Just Guy – He made himself cum.
Just Jerry – Jingle Balls (I think) made him cum.
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Trash #155 It’s a Gynocracy!!
Posted on February 13, 2007
This week I said goodbye to the year long (well, almost year long) endurance trial of attempting to manage the BFM. It began at McGillin’s and befittingly ended at Bonner’s.
Those in attendance for this joyeous occasion were way too many to be named, but I’ll try a few: Bastard Child, Nice Nuggets…Fat Ass, Holy Fuck, Europee’n On Me, Tickle My Elmo, Tour de Puke from Harrisburg-Hershey HHH, Rear End Loader from White House HHH, Hand Job, Hare Ass, Riverman, Beagle, Cause for Blindness, Mayor Quimby and his harem, Dry Hump, The Rash, Hold the Sausage, Two Clump Chump, Stacks, Can You Hear Me Now?, Scooby Snatch, Sly Fox, Sloppy Ho, Well Hung Jury, Little Red Riding Wood, Bumble Beaver, Pelvis Has Left the Building, Up Her Ali, Jingle Balzzz, E=My Cock Squared, Strap On, Little Fucking Winkie and Fruit of the Clue - if I missed you, tough. There were a lot of people there…
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BFM#154 Procrastinator? I Hardly Know Her!
Posted on February 6, 2007
You know what’s in March? National Procrastination Week. It’s scheduled for the second week of March, but celebrated during the third week. And in celebration of National Procrastination Week, I folded my laundry, called my sister the day after her birthday, and wrote this trash. Tada.
So, way, way back in…..January, I guess it was, there was a hash in Manayunk at the Bayou Grill. It was a small place, stuffed with preppy locals straight out of college, who were noticeably: 1. Disturbed by the entrance of the Mob, and 2. Drunk.
Rolling into the increasingly packed bar were Nice Nuggets, Fat Ass, The Rash, Cunting Season, Just Arpad, Two Clump Chump, Soft-Core Analyst, Jingle Balzzz, with AMN, Tickle My Elmo, Scooby Snatch, Deep Flute, Little Red Riding Wood, Just Christine, Virgin Pimp, Tongue in Groove, Beagle, Hold the Sausage, E=My Cock Squared, Fruit of the Clue, Lake Flaccid, Up Her Ali, Eurpe’een on Me, Holy Fuck, Strap On, Mayor Quimby and three girls he’d picked up somewhere - Just Gina, Just Kulynn, and Just Christie, and of course, Stan. And Just Kyle and Just John. The Mob milled around aimlessly drinking beer and slapping asses until it was announced that Two Clump Chump had already set trail and we would be on our way. After a lot of groaning, the Mob slurped down the rest of their beers and headed out into the dark, dark night, lit only by Cunting Season’s rave-style glow-sticks.
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