BFM Hash #161 - Nuts to the Hash
Posted on March 25, 2007
Nuts!? They are tasty, salty, come in many shapes, sizes, and colors. They are featured prominently in grocery stores and even on television. Who can forget Chef from South Park’s Chocolate Salty Balls…
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As the night went on, the nuts references were just cumming out; spawned on by a few harmless peanuts at the beginning of our bar crawl at the New Deck Tavern. I haven’t seen such focus on nuts since I hashed with the Flour City HHH in Rochester. One glorious summer evening in the Roc, one of the hashers named Fletch decided to perform some nut tricks. Living the sheltered life that I do, I didn’t realize that public display of the nuts was a common occurrence. Apparently it is in the FCHHH. I haven’t seen that much nuttage in a long time. (insert your snide remark here…)
Something I that I haven’t had in a while after a BFM hash is a wicked hangover. It isn’t that I consumed more alcohol units than usual, it is probably because I shouldn’t be out drinking with my cold. Rather, I should have been home watching American Idol and mind melding America’s teenage girls against voting for Sanjaya. I also probably could have avoided my precarious fate if I took Rear Engineer’s hangover helper — a Super B Vitamin supplement combined with a couple of Advil. Instead, to ease my pain, I stumbled over the Dutch Eating Place at the Reading Terminal Market for some egg and cheese sandwich goodness.
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BFM Hash #160 - Beware the Ides of Hash
Posted on March 21, 2007
It was a dark and stormy night, the slim showing of hashers were surprisingly sedated. Maybe they were preparing for the upcoming Stan’s Bitches pub crawl or maybe someone slipped them some roofies in their pre-run beer. Regardless, the lack of hashing enthusiasm was (not) unusual. Well, except for Elmo. The bastid showed up drunk after imbibing and watching March Madness for several hours.
Among the pack braving the rainy weather: Plastic Pud, Soft Core Analyst, Hold the Sausage, Fiber Opdick, Allturd Boy (formerly Just Guy – if you want to know why, read the e-mail from Cause on the Fat Boy Hash), Beagle, Just Christina, Fruit of the Clue, Rear Engineer, E-MC2, Strap On, Europeen On Me, Cousin It, Heave Ho, Popeye’s Bitch, Just Eric, Just Travis, and Up Her Ali
At some point, someone decided (E probably) that we should draw straws. The pack coalesced. As luck would have it, I drew the short straw. Just Christina kindly agreed to co-hare and out we went into the rain. Until, we realized were given five pounds of flour, but no bag to hold it in. We had to improvise.
Europeen On Me took some notes on what happened in the few minutes before the pack went out into the rain. The pack learned that Hold the Sausage pulled her hamstring. Fiber Opdick mentioned that she pulled her hamstring by grabbing her ankles. (sounds like a good night for Beagle) The pack also discussed a circle jerk around the Tour de Jugs. An important questions was raised, ‘If a guy’s cum crosses, does it make him gay?’ We also learned that the Tour de Jugs is an individual team event. (No oxymoron there, I swear)
The trail:
Well, I was the hare, so I have pretty good idea where the trail went, but….would the pack?? Europeen On Me attempted to take notes in the rain, but it was too wet to take any notes. Here is what I imagined what happened, plus what I overheard from the pack when they returned to the bar. The bar following the trail onto Market Street and went north on 21st Street. Elmo said, “Running and drinking is hard” and “The first day of March Madness is fantastic day for gamblers and alcoholics.”
BFM #159 - Who are you calling Drinkers!?
Posted on March 14, 2007
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BFM #158 – Dragons. Dungeons and The Black Sheep
Posted on March 7, 2007
