Hello all…

The night of Thursday, January 18th was a wonderful night filled with shitty trail, apparantely lots of shots, and a visit to an oldie but goodie, Kelliann’s on Spring Garden.  (and no, I did not spot any of those crazy, scary, larger than should be found in north america roaches…yea!)

That’s right, for their 152nd run, the BFM braved the tough streets of Fairmount/Spring Garden, a neighborhood, which happens to be NORTH of Market St., technically placing it in the NORTH part of Philly….just for those cranky and confused individuals obsessed with the NAME of their neighborhood while completely ignoring elementary geography…nuff said.

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BFM #149…Kildare’s

The pack met at Kildare’s (2nd and South St).  Soon after arrival, we were directed upstairs to the Gaelic Room.  If you’ve never been upstairs at this particular Kildare’s, you’re in for a treat.  Once atop the stairs, you have a choice, turn left and head into a normal looking bar, high top tables and sports on the televisions; turn right and you’re standing in the middle of a forest of half cut-down trees carved into chairs and tables, and shields and axes (I think) and crests decorating the walls…No tv’s, just the forest.

Pulling the short straw tonight was Fiber Opdick, fresh in from Army training in Arizona.  Along the way, he was caught by Two Clump Chump, much to the pack’s chagrin.  Chasing this new hare was E=MyCockSquared, Strop On, Nice Nuggets Fat Ass, Just John, Where’s My Vagina? (from San Fran), He’s a Lesbian, Sly Fox, Anal Proboner, Big Tackle, Beagle, Cunting Season, Meat Tenderized, Scooby Snatch, Tastes Like Chicken, Can You Hear Me Now?, Queef, Dry Hump, and Lil’ Red Riding Wood.

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