Grand Master – Rear Engineer

Rear Engineer was born a woman and then became a man at the age of 14 in an epic 22 hour surgery involving 3 full surgical teams, two specially designed balloon-based prothetics and a healthy amount of silly putty.

He is now our leader.

Religious Adviser – Hold the Sausage
and Scooby Snatch

One is a former BFM Grand Mistress, the other is making a return as Religious Adviser.  Both are responsible for making sure people know what they are doing.  Neither have felt the need to learn any new songs.

If you have any questions about the hash,  ask them.  If they won’t tell you or start acting all pissy, you are allowed to smack them.  Trust me, they don’t mind.

OnSecs Goes Down Often
Little Red Riding Wood
Mr. Snuffleupamuff
The Rash

Our on-secs are responsible for finding out all the important information at the hash.  For example, who is first in, who is last in, and who is lamely trying to hit on the virgins.  All this is available by reading our trash.

For the first time this year, we have four on-secs.  Why four you ask?  Because we like to have a larger group to go in to the circle each week because the on-secs didn’t bother to write the trash.

As for their names…

Little Red Riding Wood lost her virginity while she was on her period.  The name seemed pretty obvious when we found that out.

The Rash was named on only her second hash when she got lost on trail with our infamous first GM, Little Fucking Winkie, and immediately had a herpes flareup.

Mr. Snuffleupamuff got named somehow.  I wasn’t there.  I think it was at another hash.  I am going to guess it is because he is hairy, has a big nose, and is somewhat naive.

Goes Down Often starred in a series of YouPorn videos.  I highly recommend going there and searching for them.  Top quality.

Hash Cash/Haberdasher: Raginal Discharge

Rag is responsible for collecting all of the cash and investments of the hash.  For this, she takes a 2/20 fee structure common to equity investment managers.  She mostly uses her money for treatments to keep her raging hormone imbalance in check.