Grand Mistress - Up Her Ali

If you have a complaint about the hash, she would really like to know about it.

Up Her Ali got her name due to an unfortunate and uncomfortable situation that occurred at the 2003 Philly Marathon.

Religious Adviser - Rear Engineer and Little Red Riding Wood

This dynamic duo is responsible for keeping us happy, tipsy, and well disciplined.  Wood is responsible for the first two, Rear takes care of the rest.

Wood got her name from her red hair and her pleasant personality.

Rear Engineer likes the butt.

OnSec Softcore Analyst

The most active hare last year, Softcore is not afraid to lay it all on the line.

He got named because of his job.  And porno.  He loves the porno.  Not all names have epic stories.

OnSec Two Clump Chump

Two Clump is a master of disguise and can seemlessly integrate himself into the scenery.  Here he is in one of the few pictures anyone was able to take of him.

Two Clump’s name came from a trail he set where the pack saw two marks the entire time.  Amazingly, it has since been eclipsed as the worst trail of all time.

OnSec Jingle Ballz

Here is Jingle coming to the hash straight from work.  He is our primary pimp.  Ladies, if you need a pimp, stop by the hash, talk to Jingle and it will be alllll good.

OnSec He’s A Lesbian

His name is a true story.  He also looks surprisingly similar to Captain Underpants.