Mismanagement

By Tube Cock, February 17, 2011

Grand Master

Hold the Sausage
Hold the Sausage Hold the Sausage is starting her second term as BFM Grandmistress and has been hashing with BFM since 2004. She enjoys urban shiggy, impromptu beer checks, and rowdy circles. HTS promises a year so epic you probably won’t remember it.



Religious Advisors

Rear Engineer
Rear Engineer Following his tendency not to use good judgment, Rear Engineer is taking the RA duties for the second time since he began hashing in 2006. He promises you nothing in Year 8 of the BFM, well except maybe long shitty trails, brewhaha style circles you won’t remember or don’t want to remember, and offensive songs that will make you cringe. The picture at left truly shows how much Rear embraces the true ridiculousness of hashing.



One Inch In
One Inch In One Inch In has started hashing with the BFM in 2008 and is more than excited to be your RA this year. He hopes to help lead the BFM through innumerable amounts of urban shiggy, shady back alley trails, and raucous circles. He plans to hold on to a lot of your favorite songs, bring back some ones you might not of heard in a while, and try out some new ones he stole from other kennels. So come on out, join the mayhem, and he’ll make you drink for your idiotic behavior. Carpe Zytha! (Sieze the Beers!)



On Secs

He’s a Lesbian
He's a Lesbian He’s A Lesbian has been with the mob for 5 years now, when he isn’t traveling all over the world, meeting people in exotic countries, and pissing them off with his version of humor.



Two Clump Chump
Two Clump Chump 2 Clump has been honing his skills and is ready for round two as On-Sec. He realizes that some events and topics should not be discussed, and that is the stuff he goes after. He has made it his goal to remember everything, so that you don’t have to.



Up Her Ali
Up Her Ali Up Her Ali just loves the Trash! So much so, she is taking it out for a second term. UHA plans to bring the tyranny of the pen and the inanity which made on-sec-ing the bastion of literary genius. (I will outwit you, He’s a Lesbian!) Well, this is when she is not working in exotic far away locations or just watching bad telly to avoid all real responsibility. When not exercising her literary escapades, Up Her Ali is the proud hash mom of the BFM Official Crack Dog, Clifford. And Yes! She loves the senators and the sausage… holding it is just for GMs.



The Rash
The Rash The Rash: 36-24-36



Hash Cash

Where’s My Vagina
Where's My Vagina WMV started her hashing career with the San Francisco H3 in 2003. She has been hashing with the BFM since 2007. She enjoys taking your money.



Haberdasher

Chernoblow
Chernoblow Chernoblow likes running, beer, long walks on the beach at sunset, and topiaries



 

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