The BFM Frequent Hasher Card
Do you like hashing regularly? Do you want to get free hash cash every now and then? Then the Ben Franklin Mob Frequent Hasher card is for you! For $90, you get 10 hashes! ("WHAT A GREAT DEAL, FORT DIXALOT!" "I KNOW, RIGHT?!")
Order yours today and flaunt them to puny, lesser hashers!
*Card only valid during the glorious reign of Fort Dixalot in 2016; expires AGM 2017
**Card not valid for >$10 hashes
***Mismanagement not responsible for lost or stolen cards