Sex Toys for Tots
Silence of the Goats
February 10, 2022
The first hash following AGM 2022; the first trail with the new mismanagement. It was a cool, clear night. Comfortably in the low 40’s. We started our “onesie” party in the upstairs den of Cavannaugh’s Headhouse on 2nd & Lombard. S/O new GM Diltdo Dragons for lending me her Kangaroo onesie. Apparently most experienced hashers have a full wardrobe of various onesies/costumes.
Poly Pockets flexed her RA muscles and hash-hushed us into oblivion until all the children quieted down for chalk talk.
All True Trail Arrows are true…ON OUT!!!
We headed into Penns Landing…BACK CHECK 12 (not salty since I wasn’t FRB)
Soooooonnnnnnnnnggggg Check! 🎵IMMA NECROPHELIAC…NA NA NA NA NA NA NA🎵
We continued weaving in and around Society Hill neighborhood.
Soooooooooooooonnnnnngggggg Check! 🎵HOT VAGINA FOR YOUR BREAKFAST🎵
BEEEEEEEERRRR NEAR - Tattooed Mom on South St
Pretty crowded inside and a little toasty. Goats and the walkers owned the front end of the bar. Butt & Paste forgot her I.D. and couldn’t stay in the bar :( but…spoiler alert - S/O Fort Dixalot for sneaking a beer outside. PBR’s (ewww, sorry I’m a diva) for everybody! Although I was begrudgingly down-downing my PBR, my mood instantly improved at the discovery of two smol doggos in this little side room. Cockstradamus and Doo Daddy Too were fortunate enough to hold these tiny balls of happiness.
SOOOOOnnnnnnngggggg Check! (in front of a church) 🎵Jesus Saves Jesus Saves Jesus Saves🎵
Soooooonnnnnngggggg Check! 🎵Do Re Mi🎵
Another Back Check?!?!?!?! (very salty this time as I was fully in racy mode at this point in the trail)
New RA Catalina Piss Mixer masterfully corralled the hash through circle. Copious amounts of cheesy, questionable accusations, as per usual - a sexy crab (2 Beds), a furry tail that looks like it might be a…nevermind. We even had an “accomodation” courtesy of Where’s My D?. Thus concluding the hash. And yet, our night had just begun.
Vagina is For Lawyers
60K9, Catalina Piss Mixer, Vagina is For Lawyers, Poly Pockets, Fort Dixalot Pirate King of the Brandywine, Let the Bodies Hit the Whores, Where’s My D?, Cockstradamus, Diltdo Dragons, Reduce Reuse Recoitus, Doo Daddy Too, Everything Butt Sex, Butt & Paste, Easter Egg Cunt, Slippery Prick, 2 Beds 1 Nightmare
Dog, Crab, Kangaroo, Lemur, Cat Jumper suit, Lilo & Stitch, Furry ears/tails, Polar Bear, Sloth, Fox, Shark, Dragon