BFM #12

Posted on May 13, 2004

13 May 04: If it’s Thursday, Winkie must hare. Yes, folks, the BFM met at Bon(n) er’s last night and Little F’ing Winkie managed to hare again.

According to the hare there was "everything you could want," up and down, train tracks, fountain, tunnel of urine, view of City Hall. So sorry I missed the actual r*n (right). Having left my visiting mother in the safety of Frasier’s final episodes, I got in my (2003 Mitsubishi Galant, 28k miles, thank you very much) car and headed to Bonner’s.

I was sure the pack would be getting back when I arrived, about 8:30, but the bartendress told me that I "missed them" by a few minutes. Within minutes, though, STD arrived and found Sticky Fingers (how I missed her at the bar when I arrived, I don’t know) enjoying some refreshing water.

Not long after Wolfman breezed sweatily in and ordered a pitcher of Black and Tan. E=MC^2 followed and I learned they’d misplaced the trail and wisely shortcutted back to the bar, much to the chagrin of our flour encrusted hare. Tastes Like Chicken train-hashed, arriving before Eventually the pack came in led by virgin "I don’t have a name" and Bastard Child with Sarah Cunter and virgin Elizabeth just behind. Beer Sucks, Lunar Digit, and Sly Fox completed the complement of sweaty swillers.

Circle was held in a back room with, it seemed, a pitcher for each hasher (6 as I recall). Hare-for-life Winkie did his down-down willingly. Our virgins Elizabeth (Sarah made her cum) and "I don’t have a name" Noah (Fran made him cum - and where are the videos I ask) were treated to a solo rendition of By-Bye Virgins by E=MC^2. No longer virgin Noah then had to drink for first in with Lunar who Sly Fox conned into drinking for last in. LFW then called on the shortcutting bastards, E and Wolfman. Lunar was accused of, and drank for, checking his portfolio and the latest Savage Love on trail. Auto- train- Walking- hashers, Cause, Chicken, & Sticky did their drinking duty, with Chicken tossing back her Bud Light onto LFW who then had to drink for cumming on himself, as evidenced by the resulting stain.

Noah left hurriedly after the circle, to catch the 9:38 train back to his wife. We have it on good authority that he hurled his hash-swill on the way. Who’s running the "will he be back?" pool?

Since this was Bonner’s it became necessary to check the book o’tunes for some Karaoke. STD honored us with a stirring performance of "Strokin’ " I was so excited that I needed to get home and compose myself, so I left the rest to croon without me. Another grandly sh*tty time with the BFM.

~ Cause, Scribe Second Class

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