BFM #65 - Wee Willie Winkie
Posted on May 19, 2005
19 May 2005: The Khyber, 56 S Second Street
The BFM hash
Did meet at a bar
That had not decided
To ban us, so far.
When Rash proffered straws
To hounds gathered round
‘Twas Winkie did draw
The one whittled down.
Grab flour, ole Wink
And head for the streets
Well worn by our numbers
In previous meets.
The minutes were counted
Maybe four, maybe five
Are enough for the lead
For a hare who is live.
With Shoes much too Nice,
One hasher stayed back
To guard all the bags
That were left by the pack.
Oral Offender and friend
Semi-Virgin Just Sarah
Joined Shush Me, and Sly,
Mary P. and Nut Cruncha.
Ms. Blindness kept up since
The checks, they were plenty
But headed for cover
After minutes, not twenty.
Ms. O. led the pack
And most of the runners
Like E and Ms. Strap On
Together got back.
But not so the hare,
It seems he did flub
By putting a check
In sight of the Pub.
When all hashers were gathered
A decision was reached
To leave the dear Khyber
For digs much less chic.
Our noble RA
Assembled the Mob
Administered down-downs
Since this is his job.
And two who were present
Had not been for some time
Lunar Digit and Anne
Did drink for that crime.
Ah, but Anne was not finished
With hash circle fame.
It was the consensus
She needed a name.
Suggestions were proffered
For the Miss from the Farm
Who reaches in Women
Sometimes way up her arm.
So Rash did the honors
For the naming procedure
Just Anne now is Mulva
Whenever we see her.
~ Mother Blindness
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