BFM #67 - Just the Facts, Ma’am
Posted on June 2, 2005
I. Date & Time
A. 2 June 2005
B. 7:30 HST
II. Location
A. Bonner’s Irish Pub
B. 23rd & Sansom
III. Suspects
A. Just Tim
B. Nice Shoes, Wanna F*ck?
C. Cause for Blindness
D. Skin Fiddle
E. Little F*ckin’ Winkie
F. Strap-On
G. E=MyCockSquared
H. Rash, the Exalted
I. Lil Red Riding Wood
J. Pound it In
K. Oral Offender
L. Cheep Show
M. C*nting Season
N. Hold the Sausage
O. Just Todd (Mr. Nipple)
IV. Crimes
A. Setting a Sh*tty Trail - Skin Fiddle
B. Newest Face in the Crowd - Just Todd
C. First In - Winkie (under protest)
D. Last In - E (he added on his own trail)
E. Not Cumming Lately - Lil Red Riding Wood
F. Auto-hashing - Ms. Wood, Just Tim, Nice Shoes, Cause
G. Drinking beer w/o complaining - Cheep Show
H. Not liking to wear clothes - ditto
I. Coordinated clothing - PiI, Winkie
J. Eating During Circle - Oral, offending
V. Statements
A. Rash is soliciting ideas for our 69th hash/pub crawl on 16 June. Feel free to contact her directly.
B. The Full Moon’s dysfunctional family picnic hash will be co-hared by |{E.Strap}/OnMy|Cock2, Bastard and Beer Sucks on Saturday June 25.
C. Cousin It’s Phillies game tailgate cookout will be on Saturday August 20. Cover will be $10 this year. Stay tuned to Philly HHH’s Yahoo! group for details.
D. "When the Apocalypse comes, I will still have my Samoas."
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Cause for Blindness
Mark your calendars for the next Philly Full Moon Hash!!
What: Dsyfunctional Family Picnic
When: Saturday, June 25
Time: 3pm HST
Where: Belmont Plateau (Fairmount Park, Philadelphia)
Hares: Strap On, E=My Cock Squared, Beer Sucks, Bastard Child
Cost: $10 or $5+Side Dish/Food Contribution
(Please RSVP to strapon@phillyhash.com if you plan on bringing something)
Directions:
From the north/west: Take I-76 East towards Philadelphia to Exit #339/US-1 South towards City Ave. Turn right onto City Avenue East (US-1). Go 0.7 miles, then turn left onto Belmont Avenue. Go ~0.8 miles and turn right onto Belmont Mansion Drive. Look for a parking lot and picnic tables to your left. Park and hash.
From the south/east: Take I-95 North to I-76 West. Take I-76 West to Exit #341/Montgomery Drive towards West River Drive. Go ~0.3 miles and turn Left onto Montgomery Drive. Go ~0.5 miles and turn Right onto Belmont Ave. Go ~0.5 miles and turn right onto Belmont Mansion Drive. Look for a parking lot and picnic tables to your left. Park and hash.
For those that want to use Mapquest: Belmont Mansion Drive, Philadelphia, PA
Join us for a hash and picnic (Philly Full Moon H3 Style). Beer, food, games, and prizes!!
On-On, Strap On
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