BFM #71 - E=My Hare Squared
Posted on June 30, 2005
30 June 2005: Cavanaugh’s in University City was the site of the 71st hash. A new venue for the Mob. The pack was gone when Nice Shoes and the Cause arrived on the scene. Self Service, Beer Sucks and Cheep Show were guarding the pack’s packs with Lunar Digit, Mary F*cking Poppins and friends nearby. We all enjoyed our beverages of choice and convivial conversation whilst waiting for the return of the hounds. E=MyCockSquared was the hare so we expected a long wait. Little F*cking Winkie was first in, followed by Skin Fiddle, and I began to suspect there’d been some shortcutting or surrendering afoot. E was next, then Can You Hear Me Now? who had heard him then and "followed him for 3/4 of a mile like a heat-seeking missle." It wasn’t long before the whole horde hovered and we high-tailed it downstairs to a more private place. With our own bartender.
After eating and drinking and making merry, we were called to order by the Ever vigilant RA - E. He gave a different version of the flour transfer, accusing CYNMNow? of "hiding badly behind a sign post, with his ass sticking out." They both drank for laying a sh*tty trail. Virgins were deflowered next - Just Dave and Just Cortney, with Mary F*cking Poppins to blame/thank for their (non)participation. First in was Tinkerbell (for real) and Winkie and Skin Fiddle (having enough sense to return quickly to the bar). Hockessin visitor Hitch Bitch ‘fessed up to being Last in. Winkie was given dishonorable mention for having been too young for one of the pubs on the 69th hash Pub Crawl. Rash and Cause for Blindness were accused of the "grotesque crime" of missing the 69 celebration. Accused for not missing any hash in the last week (6 in a row), and apparently not having a life, were Thunder Thighs and Bitchard. Other overacheivers were visitor Meat Tenderized, Bitchard and Rash for some r*ce or another. That evening’s autohashers were Nice Shoes, Wanna F*ck?, Cause for Blindness, Lunar Digit, Mary F’ing Poppins (and friends).
More eating, drinking and merry making continued after the ceremonies, and the BFM survived to drink and r*n again.
Better late than neverly submitted for your perusal,
Cause
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