BFM #75 - Prom Night
Posted on July 28, 2005
28 July 2005: Ray’s "Happy Birthday" Bar was the site for the Ben Franklin Mob’s Prom Night 2005. The bartender (I don’t recall his name. "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay …) was so pleased to see us he requested that when we get back from the r*n, we use the back door. But, he did let the women change in a private area, interrupting only for emergencies, like pitchers. Which women you ask? Well, when I arrived Beer Sucks was resplendent in gold and black with a tiara (a bit too fancy for some). Cheap Show was a black beauty, as was Stacks, who had opted for sequins. Oral Offender wore a poofy blue. Crinoline itches. I recycled the Devil’s Blue Dress, which suffered superficial combat wounds, easily repaired with a safety pin. Tinkerbell and Fur Snatcher waited quietly for the games to begin. I’m Cumming came with 3 virgin/visitors; her brother, Just Eric, a friend from the Hockessin Hash, Cuntra, and Just Kristin. Is this a one day record? Tastes Like Chicken visited us, attired in formal black r*nning gear. Our Dauntless Grand Mattress and the Hare of the Day, Rash, rushed in from setting the trail and donned her gay apparel, a lovely deep blue Bat Dress. Where there any men? Did anyone wear a tux? Did a visitor from Lehigh Valley Hash - Just Mike - wear a dress? Yes! Pound it In was most formal, in a pintucked shirt and bow tie, with appropriate trousers. Can You Hear Me Now? obliged with the shirt and tie, but kept to his favorite r*nning shorts. Cunt’mo was talking up the LVH3 visitors, Ate a Puss Complex and the aforementioned Just Mike, while Cheap Show and Oral Offender and Rash took on welcoming committee duties. Skin Fiddle was being entertained by The Game - another Phillies game, I think (ergo sum). Mary F*ckin’ Poppins joined us for the fun. Eventually Ms. Rash gave her chalk and flour talk and released the hounds into the evening. Hello city.
The nattily dressed Mob spread out in the unsuspecting city, gathering stares and whistles, and a not-too-late L’il Red Riding Wood in her little Red Dress. Our hare decided to sweep, then help out with shortcuts. Unfortunately, she somehow forgot exactly where trail went, except that it went along 8th for a bit. Those who gave up on the hare found trail. Some found trail easily, but, at 2nd and Queen, found a true trail arrow facing them, pointing the way they’d just come. NO-no; might as well finish trail backwards. Some just los… misplaced the trail and decided to just get back to the bar, not wanting to run, jog, walk, saunter down South Street in their very best Cinderella gear. All made it back in a reasonable time, including a late-but-speedy-and-wily Strap-On (pale blue Mother of the Bride number) and E=MC^2 (Shorts and tie).
Pitchers of water and Beer and a Dancing Queen appeared while the women disappeared to disrobe.
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Announcements
Cousin It’s Annual Phillies Tailgate Hash will be Saturday, August 20.
Wachovia Center Parking Lot C-2, Broad and Pattison, Philadelphia - map
Tailgate - $10
The Phillies will play the Pirates. Tix - $20
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The 2nd Annual Sticky-Chicken Philly Nurses Run will be August 23rd. Stay tuned for details, or just ask Tastes Like Chicken. Or Sticky Fingers. If you can find ‘em.
There is still time to register for the 12th Annual DC Red Dress Run. A new venue and trails this year. Hotel Harrington is the Hash hotel. The event is 1 October 2005 - http://dchashing.com/dcreddress/
E advises one and all to be sure to include the The DC Full mOOn Pre-Lewd Lingerie Run the evening before, Friday, 30 September.
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Oral Offender challenges everyone to the Army 10-miler on the day after, Sunday, October 2.
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