BFM #78 - Double Trouble
Posted on August 18, 2005
18 August 2005: It was the bartender’s request, we were told. And the hares’, too. Hare times two. Can You Hear Me Now? and C*nting Season conspired together to confound the hounds in and around T. A. Flannery’s. Out on the walk, CYHMNow? led chalk talk for the benefit of virgins and semi-virgins, and the in-need-of-reminding regular half-minds. "Semi-virgin?" you ask? It seems that Just Beth and Just Melissa had witnessed a fancy-dress BFM hash last year. Apparently it took ’til now to work up the courage to join in, or maybe they just couldn’t find us, and had been patrolling the area in hopes of a Mob sighting. At any rate, they picked a good night for a stroll in the streets. When the pack had scattered, the hares left to attend to the beer check, while Nice Shoes, Wanna F*ck? and I retired within to finish our beers before making our way to said check.
If you want a description of the trail, ask one of the hares. I can vouch for the Beer Check, held in an alley near cyhmn?’s place. The sweaty mobsters trickled by for a cold Yuengling lager, or Black and Tan. Or both. Eventually, thirsts slaked and stash trashed, the party was packed up and moved back to the bar.
Our RA, E=MC^2, began the circle with a helpful reminder to hares: Don’t be afraid of the flour. Just to make his point clear, he added, "Don’t be afraid of the flour." His personal trail complaint over, he called in the virgins and semis for their deflouring: Just Julie, compliments of the long lost Lake Flaccid, Just Beth, who brought herself and Just Melissa. Next up were the autohashers, Hold the Sausage, Nice Shoes, Cause for Blindness, and, ‘Cause when "One GM drinks, all GMs drink," Rash. Then, in various sets, many violators.
E and Cousin It - Food in the circle
Lake Flaccid - Triatholon shirt
Just Annie, Rash, (and "wogmd,agmd" Cause) - more food
Mr. Flaccid for calling Strap On to find the start, E=MC^2 for whining
Tinkerbell, Strap On, Can You Hear Me Now?, Rash (&cause) - Overacheiving Assclowns, for R*acing, placing, and what not.
Others present, but much too well behaved: Fur Snatcher, Stacks, Dancing Queen, Pound it In, and a Philly visitor, Hareass.
If’n you don’t believe me, check out the photographic evidence.
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