BFM #83 - Worst! Trail! Ever!
Posted on September 22, 2005
22 September 2005: According to the HUGE amount of whining last Thursday, I set what was allegedly the worst trail ever. This trail was described variously as “terrible”, “horrible”, “sucked”, and “like French-kissing my grandmother.” So as “punishment,” I’m writing the trash, which has no whining in it, and has the added bonus of being the truth. So:
What Really Happened
The Mob drifted in one by one – Dancing Fool, Little F***in Winkie and Skin Fiddle in matching outfits, Virgin Pimp, E = My Cock Squared, Nut Cruncher, Just Eric, Lunar Digit, Fur Snatcher, Can You Hear Me Now?, Hold the Sausage, and Just Jason (I think, I’m terrible with names) who previously hashed in Boston. Chatting and drinking prevailed until straws were passed around by the fabulously good-looking Rash, who got the very last, very short straw.
Off she went, laying trail for a fabulous tour of the museums of Philadelphia. The trail went across the railroad tracks and along the river to the Museum of Art. Hot pink arrows that no one could possibly miss marked the trail up the steps and around the back of the museum. Down the Parkway, the trail passed by the Rodin Museum, and then in front of the Franklin Institute, where, if you’re interested in anatomy, this installation will be coming on October 7th. Trail continued a few blocks from the “Please Touch” museum, but since the hare (admittedly) couldn’t quite find it, trail looped around a child protective services building (had to settle for the “Please Don’t Touch” museum.)
Trail returned to the bar, as did a bunch of largely disgruntled hashers, except the non-disgruntled:
Just Eric, who had a nice jog instead of even looking for trail
Just Jason, who was thrilled to find olive oil on sale at Trader Joe’s
Hold the Sausage and Fur Snatcher, who did lord only knows what on trail, they won’t tell me
Scooby Snatch and Tickle My Elmo, who sensibly autohashed
Oral Offender, who also autohashed, but also had a hot date after the hash
Cousin It who simply showed up way late
E ran the circle, which included violations for the hare; First In/Last Ins CYHMN? and Nut Cruncher; autohashers Tickle My Elmo, Scooby Snatch, and Oral Offender; Overachieving PDR runners Rash, E, Nut Cruncher, and Cousin It; and finally, people who went shopping on trail – Just Jason, Fur Snatcher, and Hold the Sausage.
Shopping. On trail. Kind of like the time Bastard Child stopped for a cheesesteak at Geno’s when he was hare.
Satisfied, YFFs?
On On,
Rash
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