BFM #102 - Life is a Bitchard

Posted on February 2, 2006

2 February 2006 - Back to Bonner’s Yes the Ben Franklin Mobsters returned to the scene of many a crime of Karaoke. Bitchard and Thunder Thighs, back from an overseas jaunt (again) and a long BFM absence, were already pitcherd up when yours (ever-so-)truly arrived. As were C*nting Season - Rash proxy for the evening - Dances with Bum’s Urine, and Stacks. Very soon Tastes Like Chicken and a "friend" arrived, as did ScoobySnatchandTickleMyElmo, the PCOM* trio (Justs Greg, Mike and Mark), Popeye’s Bitch, and, , virgins. And, freshly diploma’d Winkie, Sister Heather, Mother Sharon, and Main Squeeze, the Sausage. (Smile, your on CYHMNow?’s camera)

Ms. Season proffered her handful o’ straws to one and nearly all. It was down to CS, Thunder, and … ever-overacheiver Bitchard, who did pull the short one. Musta been an inspiration for him. While Thunder and I kept the Other Winkies company, Thumbo Suavé joined the elite. It wasn’t long before B. returned, all sweaty and full of himself, but out a little cash, having treated the Pack to a Beer Check at Roosevelt’s. Stacks was the leader of the Pack as they returned en masse, with Just Mark bringing up the rear, so to speak.

After a suitable time of refreshment, E Equals My Cock Squared circled up the Mob. He presided, in these his waning hours of RAdom for the following:

Hare:

Bitchard

Virgin:

Just Nick (Tastes Like Chicken)

Long Time No See-ers:

Just Greg, Just Mike, Just Mark

Hat in the Circle:

Just Greg

AutoHashers:

Skin Fiddle, Thumbo Suavé, Oral Oh!, Hold the Sausage, Cause

Recent Graduate:

Little F*cking Winkie (BS I’m sure)
Overdressed: Hold the Sausage, Oral Oh!
Technology on Trail: Tickle My Elmo
Pointing in the Circle: Bum’s Urine

Then, of course, it was Time for Karaoke! I can’t read my notes, but I do recall
Bum’s Urine and Ms. Sausage - Anything for Love,
Just Mark and Just Mike - American Pie,
Scooby - You Can Call Me Al,
Just Heather, Just Mike, and Cause - um, I forget, but it was not Unforgettable
Winkie’s Mom - The Pussy Song

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Overheard at the hash:

So, you and your sister are fraternal twins, right?

We were high, so naturally, we were playing with guns.

I was at the Beer Check! I was at the shot check! I ran to Federal! If you’d been there you would have known I was there! (Yes, Oral Oh!, you were at the 100th)

I need to crack you, but you’ll have to lie down

It was disappointly short.

PCOM means the Philadelphia College of Osteopathic Medicine
  or does it??

These are the Four Tenets of Osteopathic Medicine:

  1. The Mind and Body are One Unit
  2. Structure and Fuction are a Unit
  3. The Body Has an Innate Ability to Heal Itself
  4. Rational Treatment is Based on These Three Tenets

"You have a brain, use it Motherf*ckers!"

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