BFM #103 - Save the Last Trash for Me
Posted on February 9, 2006
9 February 2006 - PHILADELPHIA sort of. Technically, T-Hogan’s Pub is in Philadelphia, and it is easily reachable by SEPTA, but finicky folk find the fact a fiction, proclaim the territory Manayunk or Roxborough or just out-of-town, and boycotted the election. Nevertheless, the Ben Franklin Mob met at the appointed time and did what hashers do - drink 
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Can You Hear Me Now? pulled the short one and proceeded to sprinkle flour about. Rumor has it there were few marks and a bewildered pack, even a late application of marks. I’m sure they all had a lovely tour of Manayunk, PA, up hill and down. When I arrived I joined CYHMNow? and Thumbo Suavé in a pitcher of . We continued a discussion of the Einstein-Rosen Bridge until the sweaty pack of hashers returned. Sly Fox and Stacks, Tickle My Elmo and Popeye’s Bitch, Rash and C*nting Season, Fursnatcher and Tinkerbell, and, of course, E=MC^2 arrived pretty much en masse and we repaired to The Back Room.
For the pentultimate time E Equals My Cock Squared convened the Circle, administering the sacred rite to the assembled.
| The Hare: | Can You Hear Me Now? |
| First and Last In: | E, Fursnatcher |
| Virgins or Visitors?: | None |
| Long Time No See: | Tinkerbell |
| Autohashers: | Cause, Thumbo Suavé |
| Violations | Sly Fox - paying Hash Cash in Dimesrail |
Then CYHM Now? took over the proceedings to ’splain the erection, um, election process. First, there are two boxes …
Actually, first there was the shocking news of E’s early withdrawal. Ergo, C*nting Season will be the New Grand Mattress of the BFM. That fact established, Now? produced the nomination sheets with the remaining candidates for RA and Triple Sec with complex instructions about voting for two or three or ‘i’ before ‘e’ except in a leap year. Oral Oh! arrived just in time. Voting ensued. See for yourself. Voting will re-ensue on the 16th. Stay tuned.
Overheard at the hash:
"I may turn gay but I’ll never be the catcher."
"Who’s got their hand on my boob?"
Your faithfullish scribe,
Cause for Blindness
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