On the evening of February 23^rd, the BFM gathered at the Olde City bar, Sugar Mom’s. It is a cool bar to hang out at, with Christmas lights, coloring books, video games, etc.

I arrived early i.e. on time to find Rash, Cunting Season, Scooby Snatch, and Just Mike (a virgin who made himself cum). Soon enough, Tickle My Elmo, Sly Fox, Strap On, and E=My Cock Squared showed up. A modest pack but who can blame those that stayed home…I mean, cummon, the Women’s Figure Skating Olympics were on!

Anyway, straws were drawn. Elmo pulled short straw, thus became the hare du jour.

A short minute later, the hare was up the stairs and out the door. An even shorter five minutes later, the pack was gone, leaving me all by my lonesome at the bar…just me with a lager, and Josh, the tattoo-covered bartender who made sure my glass stayed full.

Bored out of my mind, I resolved to call Thumbo Suavé. Turns out, he was sick…and had to get off the phone because there was something on TV he just had to see…Some Star Trek show. Who knew he was a Trekkie???

Luckily, Little Fuckin’ Winkie showed up around 8:30 and kept me amused with his stories of She Man and Deep Flute’s visit the previous weekend.

Suddenly, the volume in the bar was turned up…oh no, that was the arrival of Skin Fiddle and his buddy, Just Brad. They had started drinking around 5pm so Skin’s internal volume control was virtually nonexistent.

A short while later, Elmo returned because he ran out of flour? Oh yeah, there was another bag sitting by the bags but he’d already done the On-In. Oh well!

The Circle gathered on the couches around 9. The new RA (Scooby) tried to start the circle but someone said HEAD! Who said Head, I’ll have some of that, and so I did, and it was good…and so on, and so on.

Down Downs:

Announcements:

• Do you want navy or grey sweatshirts? Stay tuned for poll.
• Next Saturday, Cousin It is haring the Philly Hash. All are welcome.
• 3 short weeks until Green Dress Weekend!!! What to wear???

After that, the hash went in peace…and hopefully got a piece.

Out!

A note from GM Emeritus Rash:

1. Do not lay trail through someone’s backyard.
2. If you lay trail through someone’s backyard, do not then lay trail over their wall.
3. If you lay trail through someone’s backyard and over their wall, don’t do it in a neighborhood with a lot of police
4. Do not lay trail in white flour near any building with "Independence Hall" in the name.
5. Do no urinate on a national monument.
6. Winkie, this means you.