BFM #112 - Scooby Snatches Straws
Posted on April 13, 2006
13 April 2006 - Philadelphia Ahh….Thursdays…don’t you just love ‘em? Well, I do.
This Thursday the BFM met at the lovable favorite, Bonner’s Irish Pub. After fighting the Schuylkill Expressway idiots, then moderate traffic (more idiots) in center city, I arrived to find a front row parking space. First thought: "It’s going to be a good night!"
There was no crowd in Bonner’s. It was quiet, boring and unusually empty.
After only a few minutes alone at the bar, Skin Fiddle appeared admitting that he must have missed a 2nd beer check; Then Cunting Season and Tastes Like Chicken, who admittedly, "just came back" because they "didn’t want to be out there anymore."
Scooby was next in…covered in chalk as he was the hare…wait…isn’t that a little out of order??? No matter.
Attending this weeks hash:
Strap On
Tickle My Elmo
E=MyCockSquared
Dry Hump
Rash
Skin Fiddle
Fiber Opdick
Oral Oh!
Lil’ Red Riding Wood
Cunting Season
Popeye’s Bitch
Tastes Like Chicken
Sly Fox
She Man
Just Brian
Stacks
Scooby Snatch
Just Mark
Accusations:
Hare – Scooby Snatch
First In – Skin Fiddle
Last In – She Man
Autohasher – Oral Oh!
Virgins: Just Mark (Elmo made him cum)
Virgins:Just Brian (Sly Fox made him cum)
Accusations:
Scooby Snatch – Dancing festively while leading songs
Rash – New Boots (luckily we have a most merciful GM and she did not have to shoot the boot!)
Elmo – Beating women in the hash
Elmo – Running into oncoming traffic (my notes say that it was a false accusation but I didn’t write down who actually drank for it)
Announcements:
Strap On is haring the Philly 666…sometime in the future
Philly Full Moon – Yeah…trash is late…the full moon has passed.
June is prom month…
July 14th – Hashtille Day…something with darts….
And then they began to sing……
Rash – Deelite "Groove is in the Heart"
Scooby – Dishwalla "Counting Blue Cards"
E – Journey "Don’t Stop Believing"
C Season/Chicken/Elmo – Kenny Rogers "Gambler"
Elmo – John Mellencamp "Summer of ‘69"
She Man/Elmo/Scooby – Rod Stewart "If you think I’m sexy"
Oral Oh! – Wrong version of "Ain’t No Mt High Enough"
So…that’s that. Short, sweet…and late. GET OVER IT!!!!
-Oral Oh!
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