BFM #115 - Hashus Interrptus
Posted on May 4, 2006
4 May 2006 – PHILADELPHIA: So this week the Ben Franklin Mob met at Buffalo Billiards in Olde City, a nice space with an upstairs…a place we’d probably visit on a normal night….but Thursday is never a normal night when you’re with the BFM.
Tonight, we had $1 bottles of Miller Lite (ehh) and Miller High Life (ewww).
Cunnilingus Interuptus hared a dead trail that wound through the city (invoking disciplinary actions) with a stop at Hard Rock. Note to self…don’t do beer check at a bar that charges $35 for two, yes two, pitchers!!! Ouch…
First to roll in was STD. She "followed her own trail." About 20 minutes later, the pack staggered in (sober from the beer check). Present in the group: Rash, Fiber Opdick, LFW, E=MyCockSquared, Stap On, Jamaican Me Horny, Hold the Sausage, Oral Oh!, Lil’ Red Riding Wood, Popeye’s Bitch (he actually ran trail), Just Maritza, Stacks, Cause for Blindness, SheMan, Just Dan brought Just Brandon, Chilled Cuntlick visiting from the Gator H3 in Florida brought her sis Just Marie.
After gathering about 40 bottles of beer, we followed the pack up the stairs…except those who were in the line behind Popeye’s Bitch who thought that the circle was in the ladies room.
Once upstairs, the circle convened, well as our stand-in RA called it…"A circle of Lazy Fuckers" as the first one’s up the stairs grabbed the available seats and refused to join the standing hashers.
First In: STD
Last In: Lil’ Red Riding Wood
Autohashers: Fiber Opdick
Rash
Oral Oh!
Just Maritza
Cause for Blindness
Visitor: Chilled Cuntlick honored the BFM with it’s first ever choosing of the body part by, without a second of contemplation, lifted her shirt. I think Winkie was happiest…What a hash for Skin Fiddle to miss!!
Virgins: Just Marie - Chilled Cuntlick’s sister who went to high school with Tastes Like Chicken
Just Brandon - brought by Just Dan
Accusations:
Cunnilingus Interuptus - laying trail at Independence Hall…Another Note to Self…don’t lay trail at National Monuments at which there is a previous history of hashers being arrested to the anthrax they must be throwing around…He only got a warning…"No…there is no racial profiling there…"
STD, Winkie, Stacks - Canoodling on the couch/having a private party during circle
Popeye’s Bitch - Leading hashers into women’s bathroom
Round 2 -
E=MyCockSquared - for messing up a song
Strap On performed a solo for this one…and it goes
like this:
You’re really really stupid
You’re really really dumb
If it wasn’t for your mother
You’d be a stain of cum
E boasted, "Yes, that was my lovely wife."
Rash - for providing bad pictures of Oral Oh! for the Digby’s posting soliciting crash space for the DC Full Moon Wine Party on 13 May.
Just Dan - missed his virgins down down because he had to go move his car.
After the circle, Fiber Opdick scored an encore showing of Chilled Cuntlicks tits by telling him that he is a lesbian.
Question of the night:
Where in the world is Cunting Season?
There were guesses, some very crazy…I am including the most probable…
-Having a Pre-Hash shag…But with who?
-Importing…you’d have to have been there.
-With Elmo???
-On a date!
So we found out that she, in fact, was on a date…Now we asked…With whom…
a. Dry Hump (He did have that "Reserved for Annette sign")
b. Tickle My Elmo
c. Fiber Opdick (but he was at the hash….?)
d. Winkie’s Balls hehehe……
Announcements:
May 9th - STD haring Philly Hash (Nuevo de Mayo)
May 12th - Hold the Sausage is haring Philly Full Moon
It’s a toga run and starts at Callahans
May 16th - Stacks, Meat Tenderized, Can You Hear Me Now?
haring Philly hash
6-6-06 - SheDevil Hash hared by Strap On
June 15th - BFM Prom hared by Lil’ Red
July 14th - Hashtille Day
So, that is that. It was fun.
out!
Oral Oh!
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