BFM #130- The Mob Gets Irish Car Bombed
Posted on August 18, 2006
18 August 2006 – PHILADELPHIA:
The 18th of August, a Thursday,
At Kildare’s the BFM did play.
Trash in a limerick
Is this week’s new gimmick.
Don’t like it? Then f*ck you I say.
At the bar were many hashers to see:
Bum’s Urine and Europeein’ on Me.
An injured Lesbian would wait.
Red Light School District was late,
Behind Self Service and Mayor Quimby.
Ass the Other Vagina came in
With Just Matt and Just Rachel again.
Insane in the Membrane
Heard the common refrain,
“Where on earth has Virgin Pimp been?”
In came SheMan and Up Her Alley.
Holy F*ck brought her friend Just Sally.
To Bastard Child and Cause,
Ms. Season offered straws,
Til ten in her hair was the tally.
It was time for the hare to be elected.
And soon the short straw was selected
By Fruit of the Clue.
He knew what to do,
But left virgin Ali unprotected.
E and Strap On finally appeared.
But just as everyone feared,
E bagged our hare.
He went on a tear,
While at schoolgirls Meat Tenderized leered.
A transplanted hasher named Pelvis
Tattooed on her ass the word Elvis.
Seeing that name,
Stacks did exclaim,
“She has Elvis on her pelvis!”
Skin Fiddle and Just Maritza drank.
They had only themselves to thank.
Ask Can You Hear Me Now?,
Our circle’s not high brow.
Autohash and we’ll sing “What a wank….”
Let’s not forget the accusations,
Starting with some shoe violations.
Dry Hump was the next in,
Being a douche bag his sin.
And Stacks overachieved at elevation.
Many more down-downs were lost in the blur.
Though not in writing, they did occur.
Or maybe I won’t take the time
To write all the rest in rhyme.
Five dollar shots proved too great a lure.
After the circle we did imbibe
Including me, your most humble scribe.
Many Irish Car Bomb shots
Erased all the hashers thoughts
And made them do things I won’t describe.
On On,
Hold the Sausage
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Overheard at the hash:
CYHMN?: When one douche bag drinks, all douche bags drink!
E=MyCock²: We don’t have enough beer for that.
E=MyCock²: You have a purse?
Bum’s Urine: Yes.
SheMan: I love alcohol, it brings out the best in everyone.
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