BFM #133 - OK, Here’s the Trash

Posted on September 7, 2006

7 September 2006 – PHILADELPHIA: ok…ok…blah, blah, blah…
i know…it’s late…well, quit whining like a little girl!  at least you’re getting it! i was going to tell you all that there was still no trash because my computer blah, blah, blah…but then i had one of my blond epiphanies…(it’s a blond one because a normal person would have come up with it a lot sooner than I…)…I CAN JUST WRITE IT IN AN EMAIL!!!   So here’s the skinny on what went down at the hash last week….i forget the date…and i forget the number…sue me!

one of the bfm’s favorite spots was once again visited…bonner’s irish pub.  gosh, we love that place!  at exactly around 8, we pulled the straws…lo and behold…the hare was ME, nice nuggets, fat ass.  so i left the bar, headed south, up some steps, down some steps, still going south, through a park, up the street, round the corner…ah!  a bar.  the beer check was at Grace…a nice little place at 25th and gray’s ferry (i think)…i set up with the bartender (thanks, reese!), ran across the street to get some more flour, and then the pack arrived.  in the pack…e=mycocksquared, he’s a lesbian, lax, mayor quimby, stacks, mary fucking poppins, sloppy hoe, popeye’s bitch, hold the sausage, cunting season, just matt, european on me, bumble beaver, little fucking winkie, two clump chump, just john, taint me, rash, insane in the membrane, just jer, just liz, skin fiddle, can you hear me now?, strap on, egotestical, up her alley. yeah…so they drank some beer, i left…started going east then realized that i was pretty far from the bar and someone had asked that i not go too far because they were tired…whatever!  yada, yada, yada…down to rittenhouse square, up to chestnut…down sansom…to the bar.

i was told by several that it was a not so shitty trail but they said that if i dimed them out, they’d deny, deny, deny…

ahhh…the circle….

hare:  nice nuggets, fat ass

visitor:  lax …..from la…go figure! (and many of us knew it was his b-day…damn

                      our short term memories for forgetting to mention it to the circle!)

autohashers:
virgin pimp……just rachel……just jen…..cause 4 blindness…..rear engineer

 
long time no see-er:   sloppy hoe…popeye’s bitch…egotestical

1st in:  he’s a lesbian
last in:  sloppy hoe
accusations: 
wetting pants in circle:  just jer
running into parking meter:  just john
not recognizing guiness:  popeye’s bitch
not publishing trash:  rash…cause...(like i should even type this…..those in glass

                                                     houses…ha!)

drinking with rash on that one was the on secs…
looking too good for circle:  just jen
many scary fantasies…and lewd, winkie-esqe comments: can you hear me now?

 
announcements: 
philly full moon-friday sept 15th…hared by bumble beaver…start at kelliann’s in university city.
philly 1500th…saturday sept 16th….hared by strap on.
 
well, kids…that’s all i have…

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