BFMH3 #137-(Nice Nuggets Late Trash)
Posted on October 5, 2006
This is old, but I’m tired of having to drink for it. Surprisingly, my notes are still in good shape.
The night of October 5th, the pack met at a new hash establishment, Barristers on Sansom b/w 18th &19th….Yes, this trash is that old! Drawing the short straw were Dry Hump and Just Jer (don’t know if he’s named yet…can’t remember…sorry.)So the pack set out. According to notes, the hares ran out of flour around 16th St with a ½ mile to go.Present this week were Cunting Season, Fruit of the Clue, Insane in the Membrane, Nice Nuggets Fat Ass, Self Service, Hold the Sausage, Virgin Pimp, Little F-ing Winkie, Just Rachel, Tickle My Elmo, Pelvis has Left the Building, Sloppy Ho, Mayor Quimby, Can You Hear Me Now?, Cause For Blindness, E=MyCock2, Strap On, Snowball, Europee’n On Me, Just John, Just
Oliver, Cousin It, Two Clump Chump, Popeye’s Bitch, Tastes Like Chicken, Plastic Pud, Just Ryan, and Dry Hump.
Circle:
Hares: Just Jer, Dry Hump
1st In/Last In: Taint Me, Can You Hear Me Now?
Virgin: Just Ryan
Autohashers: Nice Nuggets Fat Ass, Mayor Quimby, Cause 4 Blindness, Just Oliver, Fruit of the Clue
Long-time-no-seeers: Tastes Like Chicken, Insane in the Membrane, Taint Me, Just Rachel
Violations:
Can You Hear Me Now? For changing before coming into the bar
Virgin Pimp for “falsely accusing short straw”…don’t know what that means in the context…I told you this is old trash….
Announcements: Yeah….there were some but they are all passed…..
After the circle, E led us all in a rousing rendition of that song…about the days of the week….you know…”Is everybody happy? You bet you’re ass we are….do do doo dooo dooo do do dooo dooo doo doo doooo….when you spin in a circle….Well, this didn’t sit too well with the bartender and other patrons….”I knew there would be singing, we just didn’t expect cursing,” said the bartender.
And we all know that if they don’t like our songs…..we have to go somewhere where we will be appreciated….some place where they know us…..some place like BONNERS…It was noted earlier in the night that we were only a few blocks from the old favorite. So, we said ‘peace’ to Barristers and headed down Sansom to Bonner’s.
Oh yeah, baby….karaoke!!!!
On tonight’s bill was:
Winkie…talking his nonsense over some song…
Quimby…it’s now or never by elvis
NNFA…steal my kisses by ben harper
CYHMN and NNFA….come as you are….nirvana
Fruit…..mother mother…ocean
(notes…getting….sloppy….me…drinking…more)
Cause and Just Jer…..Leavin’ on jet plane…..?
Self Service and…I quote from my notes….. ”+Surprise Guest Singer…Mr. Anonymous (cutie)”….like I said…drinking More….they sang Hip Hop Boogie
Sloppy Ho and Pelvis….don’t stop believing….journey
…”pelvis somehow found a way to fit motherf*ckers into this song…” –from
the notes
Elmo…Plush….?????
Cunting Season…Say A Little Prayer For You
Chicken and Elmo….Livin’ on a prayer…..
Pelvis….did the robot to ‘blinded by the light’….sung by strangers.
Scott…another bystander was in a bright orange “PrimiCapri Jump Suit”….—notes…???
Also in notes…..nnfa to winkie “what’s on your shirt?” to which winkie replies “pussy juice.” ??????
Winkie….you give love a bad name….
Quimby…sweet caroline
NNFA…..what’s going on?….4nonblondes
And that’s all I have……
peace,
nnfa
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