BFM #148 - Christmas Karaoke
Posted on December 22, 2006
PHILADELPHIA: this is basics, friends….just the circle….if you were there, you know why….if you weren’t, it’s short because i was unprepared to write trash…so i wrote it on receipt paper….but what’s new about that??? nothing….and i drank for it…
hare (s): fruit of the clue, mayor quimby, holy f*ck, e=mycock2
visitor: slow bumps ahead from boston (well hung jury’s sis)
1st in: cunting season
last in: up her ali
long time no seeer: cause for blindness, fiber opdick (back for holidays from arizona), popeye’s bitch
autohashers: fiber opdick, nice nuggets fat ass, scooby snatch, skin fiddle
on sec: nnfa
pointing in circle: can you hear me now?
nerd name: mayor quimby
look alike: skin fiddle…looks like little f-ing winkie….???
Story…as best as i remember it….so the hare(s) decide to do a beer check at bob & barbaras ….at which, as many of us know, Miss Lisa Lisa hosts a drag show on a thursday nights…..so, holy f*ck looks over and says ‘is that..no…it is…winkie?’ realizing that it is winkie…sitting with another ‘gentleman’ the hares ask to borrow some cash from him as b&b doesn’t accept cards…(umm…borrow $$ from who???)…he says no and the hares have to go outside to scratch the BN off the sidewalk….HA!!!
announcements: Mummers Day Hash…look it up…
Jan 7th…nnfa, cseason, s snatch, and cyhmn? are haring for
Reading H3. It will be after a r*ce, shiver by the river (…yes, i
drank for advertising a r*ce in circle) up in reading, pa.
that’s it.
peace,
nnfaEditor’s Note:
Of course there was Christmas Karaoke and other havoc wreaked upon innocent Music.
CYHMNow? was first up. I don’t remember what he sang but I know we weren’t his first party of the evening. Scooby and Deep Flute (another autohasher) also did double headers. Scooby was practcally booed off the “stage” with a winkie-like rendition of Carolina on my Mind (I think). Favorite of the evening: Bumble Beaver and Sloppy Ho crooning Santa Baby. (oh yeah, hurry down my chimney tonight) Meanwhile, prizes from the “toys for needy hashers” stocking were distributed and, well, played with. Strap On was the first to strap on an anatomically fluffy apron. Mystery of the night: Who ate the Candy Cockring?
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nice nuggets, phat trash
Definitely the highlight of the singing was the Hanukah song