BFM #149 - Kildare’s
Posted on January 11, 2007
BFM #149…Kildare’s
The pack met at Kildare’s (2nd and South St). Soon after arrival, we were directed upstairs to the Gaelic Room. If you’ve never been upstairs at this particular Kildare’s, you’re in for a treat. Once atop the stairs, you have a choice, turn left and head into a normal looking bar, high top tables and sports on the televisions; turn right and you’re standing in the middle of a forest of half cut-down trees carved into chairs and tables, and shields and axes (I think) and crests decorating the walls…No tv’s, just the forest.
Pulling the short straw tonight was Fiber Opdick, fresh in from Army training in Arizona. Along the way, he was caught by Two Clump Chump, much to the pack’s chagrin. Chasing this new hare was E=MyCockSquared, Strop On, Nice Nuggets Fat Ass, Just John, Where’s My Vagina? (from San Fran), He’s a Lesbian, Sly Fox, Anal Proboner, Big Tackle, Beagle, Cunting Season, Meat Tenderized, Scooby Snatch, Tastes Like Chicken, Can You Hear Me Now?, Queef, Dry Hump, and Lil’ Red Riding Wood.
Eventually, after many a straight-away (one that took us up 3rd all the way from race to Lombard!) the pack made it back to the bar. We convened upstairs and waited for the beer.
After many pints were gathered, the circle convened.
Virgins: Just Delilah (brought by Just Kelly)
Visitor: Where’s My Vagina? From San Fran (she chose to tell a joke….)
Anal Fission (up from Texas for Rash-mas)
First - In: Beagle
Last – In: Lil’ Red Riding Wood
AutoHashers: Skin Fiddle, Rash, Just Kelly, Just Delilah, Just Marisa (I think that Delilah and Marisa are the same people…but we all know how trash notes go…), Anal Fission, Little F*cking Winkie, Just Brett, Just Darren, and Just Rob (all brought by Just John)
Accusations: Sly Fox – knocking down the shield behind the door; Little F-ing Winkie – calling Anal Proboner by her old name (Just Jen) Scooby Snatch – Not having a song ready when he opened his mouth to sing…hmmm…. Under the ‘when one GM drinks…” rule, Cunting Season and Anal Fission.
Announcements: Mummer’s Day Hash (of course, this is late, you all know by now that it was rain-delayed to the following Saturday, which as it happens, has also already passed…) Jan 5th – Also in the past…..but it was the Philly Full Moon. Met at Shamrock Pub…I hear it was a great drunk time! Jan 7th – NNFA, CYHMN?, Scooby Snatch, Cunting Season hared the Reading Hash. Apres was at Momma Nuggets house. We had a great time. Bay to Breakers – Weekend before Memorial Day (yes…that’s this coming Mem Day!) San Fran – supposed to be a rockin’ good time.
Overheard at the hash:
Tastes Like Chicken: “That’s a lot of wood!” (referring to the chairs, I assume)
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