BFMH3 #150 – [Insert Clever Title Here]
So, today I set my stove on fire, which finally made me feel really at home in my new place, as well as being way more exciting than previously since I now have a gas stove. And in fond memory of my eyebrows, I figured I’d write some trash.
Arriving at Kellian’s in University City this evening were Hold the Sausage, Holy F*ck, Cause for Blindness, Pelvis Has Left The Building, Nice Nuggets, Fat Ass, Europe-en On Me, Scooby Snatch, Tastes Like Chicken, Just Kyle, Three Balls, Little Red Riding Wood, Jingle Ballzzz (official spelling) E=My Cock Squared, The Rash, Popeye’s Bitch, Skin Fiddle, Two Clump Chump, Fruit of the Clue, Plastic Pud, Beagle, Cunting Season, and Stacks. GM Cunting Season made the rounds with her handful of straws and Plastic Pud was this evening’s lucky hare. He took his bag of flour and was off into the night.
Five minutes later, the Mob piled out the door and scampered after trail. I myself ordered a BLT and a beer and had dinner, but apparently, I did not really miss too much on trail. Along with few marks, and hash marks that crossed over themselves, trail that crossed over itself, this trail featured a set of checks that were across the street from each other, and the source of this general difficulty in laying trail was because the hare said he “ran into I-95.” If you do not immediately find this hilarious, go get a map of Philadelphia.
Anyway, with much loud bitching, I mean way-more-than-usual loud bitching, the Mob returned to the bar and began formally naccusing eash other in the circle, which this evening was run by RA Scooby Snatch.
Hare: Plastic Pud
First In/Last In: Nice Nuggets, Fat Ass, E = My Cock Squared
Comes Latelies: Just Kyle, Three Balls, Jingle Ballzzz, Pelvis Has Left the Building
Autohashers: The Rash, Skin Fiddle, Fruit of the Clue
Accusations: By E:
1. Scooby and Cunting Season for not planning a good 150th hash event…or any event.
2. Plastic Pud, for an exceptionally shitty trail
a. Corollary: for not using the online trail-laying guide
By Scooby:
1. Beagle and Three Balls, for racing
2. Snarfing in the circle: Taste Like Chicken
3. Jungle Ballzzz, for a exceptionally fruity shirt
Also delivered in the circle were the necklaces that Pelvis Has Left the Building had made, which are quite awesome, and I highly recommend seeing her if you need a necklace.
Announcements: Elections! Coming up! Vote, you wankers!
And finally, Overheard at the Hash
Harriette#1: do you know how to spell segue?
Harriette#2: yeah, s-e-g-u-e
Harriette#1: (with great astonishment): NO! it’s actually s-e-g-w-a-y!
(Harriette#2 turns and walks away)
Harriette#3: so, you know that a transition from one thing to the next is different from the thing you drive around, right?
Harriette#1: … uh …
On On,
The Rash
(ref. from Trail Guide – ‘Don’t cross back over – Creating a full loop in the trail, before getting back to the bar, is a bad idea, unless you use subway stations, bridges, or other means of physically separating the two segments of trail (it’s best if harriers can’t even see the two segments). If you violate this rule, you best be a hare of great ability and stature, like the might G.’)