BFMH3 #151 Amnesia
Posted on January 29, 2007
I’ll be completely honest with you: I lost the notes for this particular hash. I’ve spent the last two weeks trying to find them. In the meantime, I’ve found the following:
1. My good screwdriver
2. Half a pack of gum
3. A really good recipe for wheat bread
4. A really terrible recipe for wheat bread
5. Every other sock I own
6. $3.07 in loose change
7. Aaaaaaand a copy of Alfred Kinsey’s “Sexual Behavior in the Human Female,” which is actually quite interesting and which a few of you might want to borrow, if you get my drift. And I think you do.
But, no trash notes. So, here’s what I can recall about the hash:
The Mob gathered at The Raven Lounge, which is a really great bar that actually announces our presence on the board outside the bar, and which was holding kinky Quizzo as our band of delinquents –Can You Hear Me Know?, Scooby Snatch, Holy F*ck, New Kid on the Cock, Virgin Pimp, Popeye’s Bitch, The Rash, Europe’en on Me, Bumble Beaver, Skin Fiddle, Little Red Riding Wood, He’s A Lesbian, Just John, Tickle My Elmo and his virgin Just I Can’t Remember Her Name, and probably a lot of other hashers rolled in. The auto hashers stayed and played Quizzo while the more active of the Mob followed hare Can You Hear Me Now? around the city. The trail wound west through the city, around corners, through alleys, and finally to a beer check at the abode of Holy F*ck. After thoroughly annoying the doorman, testing the person limit of the elevators, and drinking all of Holy F*ck’s beer, the Mob was off again through the night. Trail eventually led back to the bar. Naturally.
And then there was the Circle, run as usual by Scooby Snatch, and there were a variety of accusations, I’m sure but I have no idea what they were. Additionally, Tickle My Elmo spent a good part of the night humping anyone who would stand still, and He’s A Lesbian sent me a text describing what he did after I left, which I don’t recall in its entirety, but the phrases “hands down pants” and “thrusting” stand out in my mind.
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The Rash
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