bfm 152 - do shots…don’t get shot!

Posted on January 29, 2007

Hello all…

The night of Thursday, January 18th was a wonderful night filled with shitty trail, apparantely lots of shots, and a visit to an oldie but goodie, Kelliann’s on Spring Garden.  (and no, I did not spot any of those crazy, scary, larger than should be found in north america roaches…yea!)

That’s right, for their 152nd run, the BFM braved the tough streets of Fairmount/Spring Garden, a neighborhood, which happens to be NORTH of Market St., technically placing it in the NORTH part of Philly….just for those cranky and confused individuals obsessed with the NAME of their neighborhood while completely ignoring elementary geography…nuff said.

Those present included Popeye’s Bitch, Plastic Pud, Scooby Snatch, Holy Fuck, Cause 4 Blindness, Europee’n On Me, Jingle Balls, Two Clump Chump, Mayor Quimby, Death Wish, Sly Fox, Up Her Ali, Can You Hear Me Now?, Lil’ Red Riding Wood, Dry Hump, Nice Nuggets Fat Ass, Cunting Season, Tastes Like Chicken, Sloppy Ho, Well Hung Jury, EgoTestical, Skin Fiddle, Pelvis Has Left the Building, Beagle, Hold the Sausage, Tickle My Elmo, E=MyCockSquared, The Rash, Virgin Pimp, and Fruit of the Clue.

After waiting for the flour to arrive, the hare’s were off…as close to Hash Standard Time (35 mins past meeting time) as possible. 

Trail will be reported in another post by The Rash.

Trail from The Rash:  The mob took off at high speed down Spring Garden, rounded the block and skidded to a halt at the sight of Hold the Sausage passing out shots from the trunk of a car.  After a choice of tasty Chocolate or Yellow Cake shots (or both) the Mob was off again through the Fairmount (NOT The Northeast. Which is also referred to as The Great Northeast OR Way the Hell Up By Bucks County) circling a few more blocks before arriving at Skin Fiddle’s backyard.  Here, shots consisted of vodka straight from the bottle.  After a few brave souls had done their part, the Mob was off again, heading west, past the Eastern State Penitentiary, and west…and further west….but still in Fairmount/Spring Garden when they arrived at Pelvis Has Left The Building’s place to warm up with hot cider and rum.  And if you were Deathwish, this was your chance to wrestle with Mayor Quimby on somebody’s front lawn.  Properly warmed, the Mob ran back east, past a pervert ATM (a note on the screen read :"If the ATM doesn’t work, Please!!!! Rub the keys gently."), and back to one final shot check next to a baseball field before finally stumbling back to the bar.

When the pack finally got back (they must have had fun out there…) the circle convened in a lot just down the block. 

  Hares: Sloppy Ho, Pelvis, Holy Fuck

  Visitor:  Death Wish (Bi-hasher from Reading and Harrisburg/Hershey)

  1st In: Cause 4 Blindness (Is this a first???)

  Last In:  Death Wish (it should be noted that he was on the roof of the building adjacent to the lot for the better part of the circle)

  AutoHashers:  nnfa, Cunting Season, Bumble Beaver, and Tastes Like Chicken     (Elmo and Scooby drank for the GM rule)

  Comes-Lately’s:  EgoTestical (whose soda came out his nose and appeared to be spitting it up)

  Accusations:  Death Wish for tackling Mayor Quimby on trail (but I think that it was Quimby that had to drink for not fighting back…You know how hash notes go…)     Cunting Season for tech in Circle….and when one GM drinks…..yada, yada, yada…

  Announcements:    There is nothing written in my notes…Sorry!!!  Check the message board.

So….back to the bar. 

The hash definitely drank it’s share this night.  Every one had a full glass all night, but just to make sure that it stayed that way, I declared Dry Hump the Beer Bitch for the night.  (This is because he sat in his car, watched circle and then pulled up just in time to come into the bar…naughty, naughty…

Just as I was purchasing the last pitcher, I realized that everyone was drunk…At first I couldn’t figure out how.  There were only 16 or 18 pitchers, and for about 30 people, that’s not too much beer per person.  Then someone mentioned shots…I guess that they snuck up on those lucky enough to be on trail.  I hear that some people were a little mad at Jose the next morning…they shall remain nameless.  hehe…

So that’s it.  Hope this is timely enough for all you trash hounds…(less than a week after the hash). 

peace,

nnfa 

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  1. scooby_snatch January 25, 2007 3:46 pm

    Well… looks like they picked up on a fly infestation, but they didn’t mention the roaches.

    Environmental Health Services 1/4/2007
    City of Philadelphia
    Food Establishment Inspections, Center City Philadelphia: 1/1/2004 - 12/31/06

    Kellian’s Retail Food: Restaurant, Eat-in
    1549 Spring Garden St Philadelphia, PA 19130
    Inspection Date

    8/10/06
    7-01 (A) Fly infestation is present. Observed in bar service and basement areas. Management
    instructed to initiate immediate corrective action.
    13-04.1 (A) Facility surfaces are not cleaned or maintained in sanitary condition. Heavy grease and
    grime accumulation on all surfaces in kitchen . Management instructed to initiate immediate corrective
    action.

    7/7/06
    3-01.1 (B) Cold food is not maintained below 41 degrees Fahrenheit. Approx. 30lbs of sliced deli meat,
    cooked chicken breast, and various other meats and foods stored in kitchen bainemarie at 65°F. Food
    refrigerated to meet cooling requirements. Management instructed to initiate immediate corrective
    action.
    3-02.1 Refrigeration system does not maintain proper temperatures. Kitchen bainemarie recorded @
    65°F; maintain at 41°F or lower. Management instructed to initiate immediate corrective action.
    8-06.1.1 (C) Drain line is in need of repair under bar hand sink; large leak present. Management
    instructed to initiate immediate corrective action.
    13-04.1 (A) Facility surfaces are not cleaned or maintained in sanitary condition. Heavy grease and
    grime accumulation on all surfaces in kitchen . Management instructed to initiate immediate corrective
    action.

    4/29/05
    No Critical Violations

    3/21/05
    2-10.2 Ice is not protected from contamination. Drinking ice stored in direct contact with beverage
    lines and open beer bottle. Management instructed to initiate immediate corrective action.

    3/30/04
    No Critical Violations

    1/27/04
    No Critical Violations