BFM # 220 – The night of many???
Posted on May 13, 2008
Under threats of storms I drove to the New Wave Café, and after four laps I found a nice spot out front. As I walked in I noticed the weather held, and the hashers were cuming.
Who Came:
Anal ProBoner, Can You Hear Me Now?, Cause for Blindness Cherry Poppins, E=MC2, Europe’en on Me, Fiber Opdick, First Down, Flounder, Fruit of the Clue, Holy Fuck, Jingle Ballzzz, Lick Hymen, Little Red Riding Wood, Midnight Tranny to Georgia, Mother May I, Mr. Snuffleupamuff, Piss Cycle, Popeye’s Bitch, Radar, Rear Engineer, S&M Man, Short Distance Rimmer, Skin Fiddle, Sloppy Ass Kisser, Sloppy Ho, Softcore Analyst, Son of Goat Fucker, Stacks, Strap On, Stunt Dick Double, Subcuntinent, The Rash, Tickel My Elmo, Tight Lips, Two Clump Chump, Up Her Ali, Virgin Pimp, Just Liz, Just John, Just Patricia, Just Kim, Just Kristen, Just Tanile, Just Joel, Just Ross, Just Dayna, and Goes Both Ways
As we stood around the bar, Up Her Ali distributed the straws, and Midnight Tranny to Georgia was the lucky recipient of the short one. Here at BFM we have learned (the hard way) never to send off a virgin hare on their own. Tonight was no different, well not quite, but more on that later. Now a note about the chalk talk, it was not right outside like usual, it was a block away at Jingle Balzzz’s apartment (formerly NNFA’s apartment), and apparently the on in would be there also. So why did we meet at the New Wave? I think I heard something about zoning and unions, after all this is Philly.
The Trail:
I have been many called many things, but bad at hashing is not one of them, but something about being on-sec affects my hashability. The pack set off in search of trail, and search we did. Slowly making our way west we discovered a mark that I can only describe as a true trail check (a check with an extra slash). The pack argued for a few minutes over the origins and meaning of this mystery mark. Fed up with all the fighting and check hanging, I set out to find trail. After a five block sweep in every direction, I returned to last mark to find the pack gone. I set out in the direction I thought trail might go (back to the bar), but found nothing. As I approached the new wave I saw a pedestrian in dark spandex, a rare sight this far from the gayborhood. As he approached I realized it was Lickhyman and it all made sense. Apparently he ran into the same problem. We walked back to Jingle’s and waited for the pack, only to see Cause. The fear of being last in caused a mad dash to ensue between the three of us (you can guess who lost).
Before I continue a few notes about setting trail …
- Marks on every corner
- Three marks between each check
- Mark the Falses (or at least mark the trail enough so you know when you’re off)
- Read the guide people.
Circle:
In honor of the newest Indiana Jones movie we had to pass the test of faith by leaping onto the so called roof deck. Little Red Ridding Wood called circle together and the fun began.
Hares: Midnight Tranny to Georgia
First in/ Last in: Subcuntinent / S & M
Virgins: Just Taniel by S & M Man, Just Kristen by Just Taniel, Just Joel by Goes Both Ways, Just Ross by Just John, Just Patricia by Anal Proboner , Just Dayna and Just Kim by Rear Engineer
Visitors: Goes Both Ways from Big Sky HHH (Great Falls VA)
Cums Lately: Can You Hear Me, Europe’en On Me, S & M Man, Fruit of the Clue, Just Liz
Auto Hashers: Tickle My Elmo, Piss Cycle, Rear Engineer, The Rash, Anal Proboner, Just Patricia, Jingle Ballzzz, Fruit of the Clue, Skin Fiddle
Accusations:
We had several Raciests this week
Kentucky Derby:
Skin Fiddle (I think he was watching not running)
Broad Street:
Two Clump Chump, Short Distance Rimmer, Europe’en On Me, Subcuntinent, Hold the Sausage
Goat Races:
Subcuntinent, Up Her Ali, Mr. Snuffleupamuff and Sun of a Goat F*cker and 1st Down under when one goat f*cker drinks
Midnight Tranny to Georgia and Softcore Analyst for losing each other (apparently Midnight took Softcore as a co-hare, and lost him four blocks into the trail)
Mr. Snuffleupamuff for ordering a happy ending at Friendly’s and getting upset when they brought out a Sundae
Announcements:
Philly Hash Sat 5/13 Hare needed
Philly Full Moon: T.A. Flannery’s Friday 5/16
May 30th The Savoy Company Presents Patience Tickets are $25 see Up her Ali for info
With that, Circle was closed and the hash went back to the New Wave, as there were some neighbor complaints (and I think the roof was caving). As we walked in we noticed several Hashers. They didn’t make it to circle, so they don’t get mentioned, plus I already put my notes away. There was much drinking and tomfoolery as usual. One Hasher asked me not to report her particular infraction (unfortunately she is not good at bribing). Let’s just say that someone scored a flower lay at the bar… From a guy with Down syndrome. She thought it was just some drunk guy, in her defense some of the hashers act a little slow after they have been drinking.
Over Heard at the Hash:
Sloppy Ho “That trail was so poorly Marked we couldn’t even shake Cause”
Sloppy Ass Kisser “I can’t handle all that gu”
Cause For Blindness “Is he even Legal?”
Just Ross “I’m old enough to be your son.”
On, on,
Two Clump Chump
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I believe the visitor was from Great Falls Virginia, not Montana
I guess she just moved.