BFM # 222 – A to A prime A
Posted on May 28, 2008
This week’s hash was at the Green Room in Fairmount, the land of no parking (you know it’s bad when the guy from Manayunk is complaining). I was a bit late to the bar this week, but ridding off of the momentum of the last weeks great trail, and the fact that we have all done Fairmount before, I thought this trail would be a lock. When I arrived Lick Hyman was sitting outside entertaining himself he proceeded to try and convince me the pack had already left, and since I did see marks on the way in I almost believed him. I went in side to find the pack alive and waiting.
Who Came:
Cherry Poppins, Cousin It, Cum on my Tits, Deep Flute, E=MC2, Finger in the Dyke, First Down, Fruit of the Clue, Heave Ho, Hold the Sausage, Holy Fuck, Jingle Ballzzz, Just Craig, Just Jess, Lick Hymen, Little Red Riding Wood, Mayor Quimby, Midnight Tranny to Georgia, Mr. Snuffleupamuff, Nappy Headed Ho, Piss Cycle, Radar, Rear Engineer, Scooby Snatch, Short Distance Rimmer, Skin Fiddle, Sloppy Ho, Son of Goat Fucker, Stacks, Strap On, Subcuntinent, The Rash, Two Clump Chump, Up Her Ali, Virgin Pimp
The Trail:
As a fellow FRB’r I was elated to hear that Son of Goat Fucker was the hare. I envisioned a long challenging trail; however, like Virgin Pimp’s last date, I was disappointed. Now there are no rules to laying trail, and when laying in Fairmount you can’t go wrong, as long as you don’t go north. You guessed it we went north. While on trail, I asked Stacks if we were going to her place for a beer check, she told me she had some left over red headed sluts in the fridge from the famed Do shots don’t get shot hash. We circled around and headed south, then west then north, then south, and so on and so forth. At one point we cam across a mark that could best be described as a Wu tang check. The trail made it’s way to the art museum towards Kelly drive. We crossed the street, and then again, and then again and ended up on the opposite corner from where we started (for you Virgins that’s called a circle jerk). The trail headed back towards the bar after what seemed like only 2 miles (I know some of you are ok with that distance), only to stumble on an unmarked false. Now, like trail laying there are no rules to hashing, but if you lay an unmarked false two blocks from the on-in, your gonna get an on-in. So the FRB’s headed back to the bar, crossing trail several times. Our arrival was met with some surprise by the auto hashers, as they had just sent the hare back out. Apparently he forgot to finish the trail. About ten minutes later he returned, and another twenty went by before the pack started rolling in.
Circle:
Just to be interesting (cheep) we held circle at Fruit of the Clue’s, you almost feel bad about making him drink at his own house, na. On the walk over I realized Fruits was much farther than I remembered. We used this time to discuss the naming of a hash that starts and ends at a bar, but circle is held somewhere farther then the parking lot, and then returns to the original bar. We settled on A to A prime A.
Hares: Son of Goat Fucker
First in/ Last in: Mayor Quimby/ Cousin It
Virgins: Just Megan by the Internet, and Just Scott by Subcuntinent
Then we had a manage a quatre with Just Doug by Just Katya, Just Katua by Just Andrew, Just Andrew by Just Jeff, and Just Jeff by Just Greg (I would have liked to have seen the footage from that night)
Visitors: Just Steve (not sure where he came from, but he took the option), Cocks on Demand from EWH3, Finger in the Dyke TBH3
Cums Lately: Mayor Quimby, Deep Flute, Scooby Snatch, Heave Ho
Auto Hashers: The Manage a Quatre, Piss Cycle, Rear Engineer, The Rash, Jingle Ballzzz, Fruit of the Clue, Skin Fiddle, Virgin Pimp, Hold The Sausage
Accusations:
Fruit of the Clue for quitting his job
Lick Hyman for picking the short straw then passing it off, because he didn’t feel like haring
Virgin Pimp for wearing his prom suit on the wrong night
S + M Man for calculating the circumference of the trail
The Rash for reciting the formula he used
Rear Engineer for wearing new shoes (and he drank from them) and under when one RA drinks Little Red Ridding Wood
Announcements:
May 30th The Savoy Company Presents Patience Tickets are $25 see Up her Ali for info
The Rash is peddling tee-shirts again see her for info
Prom June 12th: You get the outfit we will provide the drunk date
With that, Circle was closed and the hash went back to the Green Room, as we ran out of beer. People drank and ate and not much happened after that.
Over Heard at the Hash:
S + M Man “I got my Balls sucked last night and didn’t even know it.” After further inquiry, he explained he found a tick on his sac
Two Clump “Are there any special forms of payment you will except for the shirts?”
The Rash “Well there is that thing you do with your tongue.”
On, on,
Two Clump Chump
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