As I reached the Solst-ass festival house commonly known as 2 Clump Chumps place a few of the regular crowd shuffled in. He’s a Lesbian thrusted the notepad in my hand and informed me that I was taking on the ON SEC duties for the evening. I had not taken a turn in a while so I felt it my responsibility to take on the task for the evening.

 

A few drinks were flowing as hashers continued to congregate in the basement and back yard as we anticipated the Solst-ASS start.

 

Who was cumming in, who came:

 

 

RA, Little Red Riding Wood gathered the troops and we were treated to a rundown of virgins and visitors and trail markers. What does an ‘F’ mean??? Does matter there were none.  

 

Walnut – Ridge – Hermit – Henry – and into the park – Lite Shiggy and the trails were very fun 2 Clump

 

Then BEER CHECK which was a HARE blended concoction called – ‘Solst-ASS Juice’ – beside the hair in the cup from the HARE it was pretty good. 2 Clump is growing a beard. TEASING of course! Beard looks fine…ish – LOL!

 

ON ON!! We popped out of the woods onto Quentin and down Vicaris turned on to Rochelle, Rochelle – the story of a young girls journey from Malan to Minsk. Next Freeland and back into the park. 

 

This was my personal favorite part of the trail as we descended into the base of a valley that connect the trail to Ridge and the start of Main Street Manayunk. A series of very steep steps guided the group into a lush green forest that provided a canapé for the Wissahickon Creek that  runs to the Schuylkill River. The reflection of the water revealed a multitude of green leaves and branches that shaded the trail that we traveled.  

 

The trail then brought us to Ridge – up Ridge to a small trail that ran parallel to the train tracks and then took a walkers bridge back over the tracks to Cresson up to Sharp -  Salaignac – Terrace – Hermit – Manor – Up some stairs – Dexter – Seville – Mitchell – Shurs – Walnut

 

ON IN people

 

 

2 Clump great job on the keggeraidar. If I had one it would not be pretty.

 

HARE – 2 Clump Chump

 

Visitors - Ass Ogre, Ram Butt

 

1^st In - Lick Hymen

         

Last In - Billy G Goat

 

Auto Hasher - Jingle Balls

 

Long Time no Seers – Just Steve, Just DEV, 3 Balls, Dancing Fool

 

 

Target – NEW SHOES! Nice job on the shoe drink by the way

He’s A Lesbian – Alcohol abuse

Junk Yard  - Not sure why the cups were lined up on the table before circle

Scooby Snatch – Over achieving ass clown triathlon do’er

Hold The Sausage – Fly was down(it’s a look)

 

 

All day event Saturday 9.6.08

$25 (pay before July 4)

Strap On-Ninja T-Shirt - $10

Register and t-shirt here: www.phillyhash.com/strapon

 

 

Philles HASH Outing - August 26, 2008 Cousin It will provide details in the cumming weeks

 

 

When: Friday, June 27th at 7:30pm

 

Where: Moe’s Tavern, 1235 E. Palmer Street, Philadelphia 19125

 

What: A BASH - that’s a Bike Hash - so show up with your bike AND A HELMET. No helmet, no ride. I mean, how stupid can you be (I know, i shouldn’t ask that question of hashers)

 

Bring locks for your bike and $5 hash cash for beer…

 

Call Cunting Season at 610 220 8308 if you have questions or are lost. 

 

 

Witnessed at the HASH:

 Pisscycle decided there was no time to make to the restroom located on the second level of 2 Clump’s and pissed a cycle in the back yard shrubs while everyone was standing around. It was suggested this screams of another renaming… POC Piss On Command. Much pee around this hasher there is.

 

 

 

Merry Solst-ASS Everyone! 

 

 

 

 

One Last thing: The BFMH3 thoughts are with the DiMarco family.   

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