BFM # 233 – Ghetto Trash
Posted on August 14, 2008
I have a habit of reading the trash and checking the bar location on Thursdays before I leave for the hash. Considering I wrote last weeks trash, I didn’t feel the need. After diverting off of 76 (it was a parking lot) and making a wrong turn at Eakins Oval, I found my way to Green st. and found a nice spot at 15th. As I started walking towards the bar I debated with myself, “was it 15th or 12th?” Annoyed I crossed Broad, but started to realize, maybe parking west of broad wasn’t such a bad Idea after all. No don’t get the wrong idea The Institute Bar is a beautiful new bar, but it is a bit of a diamond in the rough. Rear Engineer did point out that there was a Mitsubishi Evolution parked across the street so I had a 50/50 chance that someone would break into my car.
Who Came:
Big Tackle, Billy G Goat, Cause for Blindness, Cherry Poppins, Chocolate Starfish, Clevage to Beaver, Cousin It, Cunting Season, E=MC2, Flounder, Hold the Sausage, Junkyard, Just Bonnie, Just Brendon, Just Brigid, Just Dayna, Just Dev, Just Field, Just Katie, Just Marisa, Just Stephanie (who got named at philly but I forget what), Little Red Ridding Wood, Mr. Snuffleupamuff, Rear Engineer, Short Distance Rimmer, Skin Fiddle, Strap On, Subcuntinent, The Rash, The S&M Man, Two Clump Chump, Virgin Pimp, Wonder Blow, Working Girl
The Trail:
Straws were drawn and The S&M Man drew the short one, Cleavage to Beaver assured me that is not normally the case. S&M set off and we met for chalk talk. We were introduced to all of Cherry Poppins’ virgins, she lives up to her namesake, and the hash doesn’t mind all the cute girls she brings out, but the guys look oddly familiar. After some insightful words from our RA, we set off in pursuit. The trail consisted of several circle jerks and double-backs, which is never a crowd favorite. One such loop brought the trail within a block of itself, and E=MC2, with his clairvoyance, circumvented the circle jerk and intercepted the hare. After passing a large clump of flower, where the hare had tripped and fallen (we forgot to accuse him for that), I found S&M standing around waiting his 5 min. The pack took off again in pursuit, a futile task with E as the hare. We soon realized that he was using this opportunity to train for the distance run. After touring the entire city and passing every acceptable beer check (some even twice) the trail led us to Westy’s, a long time favorite. We drank and talked and then on-in’d.
Circle
Hares: The S&M man, E=MC2
Virgins: Just Brendon, Brigid and Fields by Cherry Poppins, Just Bonnie by Wonder Blow, Just Tom by Just Adam, and Just Adam by himself (I think we found them at the bar)
First in/ Last in: Cherry Poppins, and Junkyard (they were holding hands or holding something)/ Virgin Pimp
Visitors: None (do you blame them)
Cums Lately: Just Dayna, Billy G Goat, Cunting Season
Auto Hashers: Big Tackle, Cause for Blindness, Cousin it, Flounder, Hold The Sausage, Mr. Snuffleupamuff, Skin Fiddle
Accusations
Junkyard for wearing biking shorts and no shirt (last week was short-shorts, I am afraid to see what next week brings)
Little Red Ridding Wood for getting dropped off by her mom and under when one RA drinks Rear Engineer
Billy G Goat for false accusation and pointing in circle
Hold the Sausage for being an overachieving Ass Clown at her Triathlon, and Two Clump for my Unatalon
With that the RA announced a naming, and Just Dev was brought into the circle. He was interviewed and we discovered he is an ear nose and throat doctor, and he likes pigs (the animal, not unsightly women). And with that Dr. Squeal Good was tossed out, and it was unanimous, which was great for me because I was writing on a coaster at this point (Lesbian I want my note book back).
Circle closed and the usual goings on occurred, Rear engineer and Skin Fiddle attacked the Juke box and Virgin Pimp attacked the Virgins. The night grew on and the pack thinned out, and that’s when the real fun began. But you weren’t there, so you will never know…
Announcements
Phillies Tailgate: Tickets are sold out but if you are going to the Tailgate RSVP, he just told me this week there is a website (he didn’t know we post trash online)
BFM #234: Mummers Hash (with surprise guests)
Strap On’s “Ninja Dildo, 69 reversed and then doubled hash” Sign up and get a shirt
PA inter-Hash in Morgantown I’m not going so I don’t know any details (aren’t I a great scribe)
Over Heard at the Hash
The S&M Man “It will be a lot shorter than yours!”
2Clump “I heard you had that problem.”
On, on,
Two Clump Chump
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