BFM 235: Bonners Baby! Bonners!
Posted on August 28, 2008
So, my apartment got its long delayed spring cleaning and everything that wasn’t tied down was tossed out, and/or covered in bleach. I had scrawled my notes on some unmarked paper, which was almost completely obliterated. So if I forgot your name and you really were there, please let me know as soon as possible so that I can make sure that the trash is the beacon of truth and accuracy that you have come to expect.
I’ve been out of town for a few weeks; our lovely GM and I decamped for Scotland for a few weeks. True we might have booked separate trips, and she actually spent a lot of time with some other guy, but it felt special to me. She told me not to mention anything about it, and says that “she’s just not into me that way”, and to “stop stalking me” but I know what’s truly in her heart. If I keep following her around, she’s bound to see the error of her ways and realize that there are some things that I can do for her that her man can’t.
So instead of running trail, I spent about an hour blowing up water balloons in the Lloyd hall bathroom. If you have the means, I highly recommend it, I made a bunch of friends. My favorite was the man who came in and hung around 20 minutes or so. Whenever anyone would open the door he would loudly exclaim, “I’m going to the bathroom” And there I thought some of the hasher’s were strange. In other news, there was a hasher singularity around 830pm, Sponge Bath No Pants!, Skinfiddle, and Up her Ali all magically appeared appeared at the beer check behind the art museum. As is bound to happen in those circumstances, a hula hoop rumble broke out. Now I held my own swinging it around my waist, but sponge bath busted out all these tricks that I wasn’t prepared for. OverAchiever
The pack eventually ambled over and settled into the case of lager. Eventually the water balloons were discovered. Lick Hymen was an eager participant, and must have thrown about half of them. They were a little bit harder to burst than I had originally anticipated, apparently Rear received several bruises, but was completely dry. We ran out of beer and balloons at about the same time, and the pack headed back on in.
Who Came:
Fire Down Under, Where’s My Vagina?, Cleavage to Beaver, The S&M Man, Sponge Bath No Pants!, Skinfiddle, Just Katie, Just Marissa, Cherry Poppins, Flounder, Cause, Rash, Little Red Riding Wood, Well Hung Jury, Sloppy Ho, Popeye’s Bitch, Popeye’s Bitch’s Bitch, Junkyard, Mediocre and Stupid, Panic Button, Gayzelle, Tour de Puke, Stunt Dick Double, 2 Clump Chump, Cousin It, Dr Squeelgood, Dr Snuffleupamuff, Rear Engineer, Subcuntinent, Anal Probonor, Up Her Ali, Just Julie, Softcore Analyst, Holy Fuck, Scooby, We’re not Voting, Cunting Season, Tight Lips, Scooby, Every Man I Blow, Queff, Target, Mother May I, Just Rob, Jane Goodball, Cherry Poppins, Can You Hear Me Now?
Circle:
Hare’s: Up her Ali
Virgins: Just Katie, Just Marisa, Just Lisa
Visitors: Panic Button H5 (he’s visiting almost as much as deathwish and yeast of burden), Tour de Puke, Gayzelle, - they came together to sing a disturbing version of secret agent man
Transplants: Just Rob, and Jane Goodball EWH3
Long time no seers: Jingle, Mother May I, Popeye’s Bitch, Softcore Analyst, Cragalicious
First in: Well Hung Jury and Anal Probonor almost came to blows over who had the “honor”. Suggestions that they mud wrestle it out to determine who truly was first were met with much gnashing of teeth.
Last In: Cause
Autohash – skinfiddle, dr squeelgood, flounder, cause, We’re not voting, Scooby
Violations – Just Marissa did something that I can’t read, and probably shouldn’t repeat, and all the virgins had to drink
Sloppy violated the H5 hashers for being unable to sing songs that didn’t involve cornholing.
Good Riddance: Junkyard – going back to Arizona
Side-Sides – Flounder and S&M. At 61 and 16 it was a meeting of the generations
The pack then dispersed, and made its way over to karaoke. The usual drunken mess of flirting, unrequested and uncoordinated ass rubbing, off-key singing, and poor decisions commenced. Mediocre and Stupid had to be warned more than once by to simmer down.
Apparently a bunch of songs were sung at karaoke and a responsible on-sec would have recorded them for posterity. The only one I remember was when they put GnR’s patience on in-between songs, and we shouted down whatever lame song was “sung” even after they turned off the music.
Announcements:
Haberdashery – The Rash will talk to you. – when she’s good and ready.
August 26th - Philly Hash - hared by Blasphemer in West Bumblef*ck
August 28th - BFM # 236 – Labor Day Pre-Lewd tentatively in Manayunk at Pour House
September 6 - Year of Strap On - Philly Hash # 1600
All day event Saturday 9.6.08
$25 (pay before July 4)
Strap On-Ninja T-Shirt - $10
Register and t-shirt here: www.phillyhash.com/strapon
Sept 12th Philly Full Moon ???
Sept 12-14th PA Interhash – Morgantown PA
Oct 11: DC Red Dress run
We have a NEW Venue
We have a NEW Management Team
We have a ONE OF A KIND Giveaway
We have CHEAPER PRICES THAN EVER BEFORE
http://www.whitehousehash.com/rdr/
Jingle Ballzzz
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