BFM # 236 – East Falls Trash
Posted on September 3, 2008
Some of the newbies might be thinking that I’m the only one who writes trash. Don’t worry I’m starting to think the same thing…
Who Came:
If you were there you know, if weren’t you don’t. To keep in compliance with the right to know act, you may view the attendance archives by submitting a request form to me.
The Trail:
I had a ¼ barrel of lager weighing down my beer meister, so I offered to hare with the intention of having a beer check at my house. The only problem was making a short, yet exciting trail from the Pour House, to my house and back. Then I had an epiphany, every trail I lay is great*, and I don’t care if you think it’s too long. I feel confidant in claiming that the trail was the best East Falls to Roxboro and back trail ever, this month.
The trail led up the hill to the train station where you were forced to cross the tracks. Some people went down and around, some jumped the small warning fence designed to keep half wits like us from killing themselves, but apparently no one thought to go down ten yards where the fence ends to get around. Back on trail we hit a check and headed across beautiful Philadelphia University (formerly Philadelphia Textile). Across the campus and up Schoolhouse Lane to another check at a baseball field. This was meant to serve as a shortcut through the corner to Henry Ave, but it apparently stumped the pack, something about marks on grass in an unlit field. West on Henry with a small circle jerk and it was beer near. The way back was a bit shorter and less exciting, but it was downhill and that was much appreciated by the pack.
* Trails are only guaranteed great when they can be seen
Circle
Heave Ho noticed that the circle beer was being set up on top of a covered shuffle board table and thought the bar might complain. Just as we were finishing setting up, a bouncer came over and demanded we move the beer, I wonder how they found out?
Hares: Two Clump Chump
Virgins: Just Aneta by Just Dayna, Just Shannon by Mayor Quimby, Just Maria by, you guessed it Cherry Poppins
First in/ Last in: 3 Balls/ Cherry Poppins, Just Michelle
Visitors: Dapper Sapper from Hog Town
Cums Lately: Swollen Cockpit, Heave Ho
Auto Hashers: Skin Fiddle, Just Blythe, Up Her Ali, Rear Engineer, Pisscycle
Accusations
Swollen Cockpit Tech in circle
Mayor Quimby for not warning his virgin about wearing new shoes
Cleavage to Beaver, (and someone) for wearing the same shirt
"Edited for content"
Announcements
Philly 1600: go online sign up, get a shirt, don’t be the only one not there
Also before the 1600 I am hosting kegs and eggs in honor of the Red Bull Soap Box races in Manayunk, contact me to get on the VIP list (that just means I will have an extra cup and egg for you)
Over Heard at the Hash
Holy Fuck “I didn’t think it was possible to run to your house from here”
Two Clump “With me anything is possible”
On, on,
Two Clump Chump
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