BFM #238 - T.A. Flannerys
Posted on September 16, 2008
Well I tried hard to avoid it but I am back on the trash baby! Now that the other man-secs hands have been reduced to claws from cramping do to excesive writing I am here to save the day!
T.A. Flannerys hosted our happy little crew. A warm evening and a livley group were poised to hit the streets. Many new faces to my delight. I like this place. It has a big bar and a decent sized back room for cirlcing.
Jingle and Tranny grabbed the flour and headed out the door. After a few minutes I reallized that I was the only one in the room from Mis Management as many eager wankers started asking me questions about who was going to RA and who was HARING and those general HASHy questions. I again surveied the room looking for possilbe recruits for the general organiztional tasks and eyed a few candidates.
It was getting close to 8:00pm and neither of the HARES had made an appearance. I had just struck a deal with Sloppy Ho to fill the role for the evening but lucky for me cute Little Red Riding came bounding into the room ready to assume the her RAing duty. Yes I said duty…
Who were the cummers?:
Cleavage to Beaver, The S&M Man, Skinfiddle, Just Katie, Just Marissa, Cherry Poppins, Rash, Little Red Riding Wood, Well Hung Jury, Sloppy Ho, Popeye’s Bitch, Mediocre and Stupid, Softcore Anal-ist, Holy Fuck, Scooby, Every Man I Blow, Target, Cherry Poppins, Pink and Puffy, Midnight Tranny, Nappy Headed Ho, Midnight Tranny to Georgia, Son of Goat Fucker, Jingle Ballzzz, Pink n’ Puffy and Rides a Huffy, Just Kate, Just Matt, RAIDR, Fiber Opdick, Big Tackle, Swollen Cockpit, Just KT, Sex Tonight….Denied!, Korean Booty Snatcher, Timber Balls, Just Stacy, Mother May I, Jane Goodball, One Night Only, E=My Coc Squared, Strap On, Piss Cycle, Mr. Snuffleupamuff, Short Distance Rimmer, Virgin Pimp
The Trail:
ON out! We got somewhat of a slow start because those wily hares made a false nearly the first thing. Back on trail we headed up to City Hall and Love park. We went sub-tranian at the subway stop next to city hall heading in the direction of South Philly. We popped up about Spruce and continued to South. Then caught a BN heading back north that pointed us to Dirty Frank’s. We poked our heads in to see the HARES happily tipping there beer waiting the crew to catch up. Unfortunatly Franks requires ID and was not willing to accomidate the motley crew. Then the Locust St Bar was suggested and we headed that way. I sat with Popeye and caught up a bit. He is getting a great deal on a new monitor from Buy.com. 36 inch monitor for $500. Nice deal BROTHER! - Hulk Hogan voice. The stop was coming at a good time for everyone I think. We appeared to easy kill about 4 pitchers without batting an eye. Even thoguh the HARES did not meets as they were happily finishing up at Dirty Frank Little Red called ON out and then ON-IN!
Circle it up BITCHES!
Hares: Jingle Ballzzz, Midnight Tranny to Georgia
Virgins:
Just Stacy - Sloppy Ho made her cum
Just Someone - The S&M Man
First in/ Last in:The S&M Man, Virgin Pimp, Son of Goat Fucker
Visitors:
Sex Tonight….Denied!, Korean Booty Snatcher, Timber Balls
Cums Lately:
Bumble Beaver
Auto Hashers: Short Distance Rimmer, Hold The Sausage, Mr. Snuffleupamuff, Skin Fiddle
Accusations:
Just Stacy - New Shoes
Jingle Ballzzz, Midnight Tranny to Georgia - Hares did not finish the trail
Further Accusations:
Little Red Riding Wood - Improper song recall, messed up the word for ‘Its a Small Dick’
Sloppy Ho - Future renditions of Singing Don’t Stop Believing at Bonners
Bumble Beaver - Over achieving ass clown - made the captain of her roller derby team
Virgin Pimp - Time for your side-side - Happy Barfday F*ck You - LOL!!
Announcements:
Full Moon Philly Hash - Friday September 19, 2007 - 7:30pm - Pulp Fiction theme
http://fullmoon.phillyhash.com/
Ben Franklin Mob - Thursday September 18, 2008 - International Talk like a pirate HASH
ON - ON!
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