BFM 240: Lyon’s Den
Posted on October 2, 2008
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The lyon’s den is only a 2 block walk from my apartment, so I got there early. Just Justin and I had a conversation about western civilization in general and Philadelphia in specific, which led us to the conclusion that a gun permit is a probably pretty good idea. In less violent news, Dr Squealgood and I admired the 6’ long mirrored yuengling sign hung on the ceiling above the bar, just begging to be used in a dirty way. Obviously not by us, but I spied more than one hasher who was on the verge.
I’m going to let you in on a secret. Your crack onsec organization has a scientifically proven method for determining who has the honor of writing trash each week. Despite all of our planning though, whenever its my turn to write trash, it seems like nobody shows up. I have a plan though, Work is threatening to send me to a foreign country so that I can work 2 weeks of straight 13hr. For extra fun, they change the day I leave every other day so that I am left guessing my plans for the month. As of now, I have a flight leaving in 6 hours, so you get turbo trash today
The hash began to gather until about 7:50 or so when Ali distributed straws. Lazy, experienced hashers tend to show up at exactly 7:59 when it is a live trail to get out of haring. It takes the newer hashers a little while to catch on, and as a result, Just Kim drew the short straw. Rear volunteered to “show her a good time”. No one was surprised to see the look of disappointment on her face when trail was complete. Trail wound around south philly and up the Italian market where we passed a table piled high with VHS porn. Of course, several of the hashers partook
Who Came:
Just Dayna, Just Aneta, Just Justin, Jingle Ballzzz, Just Katie, Dr Squeelgood, One Night Only, Up her Ali, Midnight Tranny, Just Kt, Just Katie, SoftCore, Where’s my Vagina?, Scooby, 2 Clump, Rear Engineer, Comes Anally, Makes him Come Anally, Europeen on me, Assorted Virgins, Cherry Poppins,
Circle:
Hare’s: Just Kim, Rear
Virgins: A whole bunch written on my notes at home from multiple KT’s
Visitors: Dodger DooDoo from hotlanta. .
Long time no seers: Just Justin and some other people
First in/Last In: somebody
Autohash – somebody else
Violations – probably happened.
Announcements:
Oct 2nd - BFM # 241 – 730pm Toga! Toga! Toga! Tentatively at Sugar Moms
Oct 4th Philly Hash – 3PM hared by Sex Pack and Bunyip in Atlantic City at New York and the boardwalk
Chug and Run Oct 4 – 8PM - philly runners semiannual team beer mile at locust circle (the wrong side of the tracks near 25th and locust)
Rescheduled 1hr earlier to get more drinking in
http://pub30. bravenet. com/forum/ 2500995625/ show/1181647,
Oct 9th - BFM # 242 – 730pm Beer Snob’s Pub Crawl Tentatively south philly-ish
Oct 10: BJH3 run #6 – rumson pre-lude Allaire State Park in the great state of Jersey
Hare: Broken Down Bimbo and Beer Boy: Late Cummer
Start time: 6:30, pack leaves at 6:45
Bring a flashlight, there will be spelunking of all kinds
Ask tight lips for more info
Oct 11: DC Red Dress run
We have a NEW Venue
We have a NEW Management Team
We have a ONE OF A KIND Giveaway
We have CHEAPER PRICES THAN EVER BEFORE
http://www.whitehousehash.com/rdr/
Oct 19th Philly Full Moon BASH – bike hash somewhere in the city celebrating the return of the awesomest man and cyclist ever. Quoth the hares, “suck it E!”
Jingle Ballzzz
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