BFM # 241 – Take a toss in the sheets
Posted on October 8, 2008
A bathroom full of porn, a basement full of beer, and free parking, who could ask for a better bar?
Who Came:
If Big Tackle, Cause for Blindness, Cherry Poppins, Clevage to Beaver, E=MC2, Flounder, Frute of the Clue, Holy Fuck, Little Red Riding Wood, Mayor Quimby, Mother Bates, Mr. Snuffleupamuff, Rear Engineer, Son of Goat Fucker, Strap On, Three Balls, Two Clump Chump, Virgin Pimp, Just Dayna, Just Regina, Just Steve
Our illustrious RA distributed straws to all of the toga clad hashers, but it was the pillow case wearing Cherry Poppins who pulled the lucky one. She claimed she had never hared in Philly before and demanded a co. E=MC2 volunteered, and the two took off.
The Trail:
The trail was a typical E trail which means long and confusing. We wandered through various parts of the city, until we ran into the hares in Queen Village. What’s this you say, E was caught. Not quite, the two hares stopped for a beer check, but ran into a snag. After the pack showed up and lent some cash we commenced the drinking. The pack drank and conversed as Just Dayna told us of her “drainage problem”. After much rejoicing and a few disgruntled neighbors, we on in’d.
Circle
The pack wandered into the bar to the elation of the patrons, a bunch of grown men and women wearing bed sheets.
Hares: E=MC2, Cherry Poppins
Virgins: None
First in/ Last in: Mr. Snuffeluphermuff/ Cleavage to Beaver
Visitors: Just Regina
Cums Lately: Swollen Cockpit, Just Steve, Mother Bates
Auto Hashers: Cause for Blindness, Flounder, Fruit of the Clue
Accusations
E=MC2 for haring without a toga, and Cherry Poppins under when one hare, and Son of a Goat F*cker under when one non-toga wearer
The Hares for making Three Balls pay $20 for the beer check
Ridding Wood for going from wearing the best costume to the worst, and Rear Engineer under when one RA drinks, and Fruit of the Clue under when one green toga drinks
Mother Bates attempted to accuse everyone who was not wearing shiggy on their head, but he was counter accused of having too much shiggy
Cherry Poppins had already drank too much, but she was unofficially accused of fitting two pillows into one pillow case
Announcements
Philly H3: Saturday in AC, Tee shirts are still available from the 1600, the AGM is Dec 1
Cherry Poppins birthday party was on Saturday, it was very hipster
West Chester Chilly Cook off I hear it was “hot”
We had two side sides: Cherry Poppins, and Cleavage to Beaver
Next came the fun part, it was announced that we had a naming, and Just Dayna was called into the circle. The questioning began, but the answers were not as forthcoming. After a few minutes of lame questions and lamer answers, one of the hash’s naming experts offered up Post Anal Drip; a colorful merging of her “drainage problem”, and her favorite sexual position. The pack voted unanimously and she was named.
The pack died down as a few hashers left and a few hashers showed up, but as always to get the full story you had to be there.
Over Heard at the Hash
Cleavage to Beaver “I still like it even though it hurts”
On, on,
Two Clump Chump
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