BFM #270 ~ Me like to run long time
As told by Mr. Snuffleupamuff
Prior to the hash I stopped by the happy hour in support of my fundraising fellow BFMers who were raising money for the Students Run Philly Style. It was great to see so many friends out for a good cause. The bar was jumping and I was throwing off that ax-appeal to the working class. They had to love my sweaty running clothes and dirty, beer-stained sneakers. After sharing some beers with a few harrietts I ventured over to the Hash at T.A. Flannery’s only to bump into Just Anne. And bump I did. She was brought by Wonder Blow who was getting ready to lay trail and mistakenly left her in the hands of Kansas Dan. I feel bad for her, but she was a good sport. And for the record, her two newest friends on Facebook are Kansas Dan and V!rg!n Pimp.
Tonight’s hash was in honor of our beloved Scamming Old Ladies. He has decided to move (again) to Japan. Sooner or later we will realize that he keeps moving there for the many going away parties we throw him. To tie the theme together, Scamming Old Ladies teamed up with his trail-laying partner, Wonder Blow, who hails from a Hash in Japan.
Off the two wanna-be ninjas went, pretending to lay flour for the Mob to follow. Once again the Mob was graced with a truly sh!ty trail. There were more circle jerks than a Japanese b-u-k-a-k-e movie. But the support staff saved the day by offering shot checks and sake checks. It was dericious!
After galloping up and down the beautiful Schuylkill river trail, we came back into Flannery’s for the
CIRCLE
FRB: Just Stephanie (who likes to spread it out)
DFL: Holly F*ck as well as Just Jill
they’re a little flat chested but they are all right.
V!rg!ns: Just Anne who was made to come by Wonder Blow. Just Mike who had nobody to make him come, but to tell you the truth we found him on trail lingering in the park. Just Stephanie and Just Liz came with Scamming Old Ladies, Just Emily who isn’t really a v!rgi!n but has been celibate for so long that her status was returned to her courtesy of AnalProBonor.
Visitors: Pie Pan from Savannah H3
I See White People from the Carolina Trash
Just Craig from Rridgeport CT
Accusations:
V!rg!in Pimp for having tech on trail
Swollen Cockpit for getting lost driving 2 blocks away.
Scamming Old Ladies for moving to Japan
And Scamming Old Ladies for moving back again.
A 69 birthday side side was given to Sly Fox and Nappy Headed Ho
WHO ELSE CAME
Bitchard, Where’s My Vag!na, Just Calvin, Fruit ze Clue, Cherry Poppins, Goes Down often, One Inch In, Fire Down under, Likes The Hard One, Sh!tty Date, Mediocre & Stupid, Deep Discunt, Just Derek, Midnight Tranny To Georgia, SoftCore Analyst, Scooby Snatch, Broke Back Pipes, Flounder, Clump Clump Chump, Mr. Snuffleupamuff, Just Keith, Target, Cause For Blindness, Just Bill, Son Of A Goatf*cker, Rear Engineer, Reginal Discharge, H2Ho, Cleavage To Beaver, Bumble Beaver (aka Tara Newone) Jingle Ballzz, Random 2 People Sitting In Corner, Dr. Squealgood, Working Girl (in his PJs)
ANOUNCEMENTS
-Roller Derby on Saturday May 2 as this may be your last chance to see Bumble Beaver in hot girl banging girl action. Bumble’s derby name is Tara Newone. Support the good cause and buy an ticket to this championship bout! Phillyrollergirls.com
-Do the Broad Street R*n and tailgate the Phillies game with us.
-Speaking of Tailgate… Cousin It will host his Phillies Tailgate in August. The date and time will certainly change several times but this is indeed a very fun party.
-Likes The Hard One would like you to hash through her wedding, for whatever reason.
-Bruce-a-palooza is coming soon to a lake near you.
OVERHEARD AT THE HASH
“I like how the older they get the easier it gets to f-them” – Scamming Old Ladies
“Is your vagina sore?” – Unknown
“My nipples are hard” – GDO
“I want to touch them” – AnalProBonor (speaking to Just Anne)
Well, they were hard…
Using someone’s hash name to rickroll people? Now that’s just wrong!
Us hashers are creatures of habit and slow to comprehend. There are way too many changes to the format of the trash, are we supposed to read it backwards?