Ah, Two Clump’s basement–the land of cheap beer, cheap thrills and cheap women. (Insert obvious joke here.) When you find yourself there, you either know you’ve been drugged and raped, or it’s the Solst-ass. Either way, it’s an annual occurrence.

Who came: Two Clump, Rear Engineer, The Rash, Mr. Snuffupamuff, Reginal Discharge, Flounder, Cause for Blindness, Horny Hands, E=MyCock², Hold the Sausage, Short Distance Rimmer, Mediocre and Stupid, Target, Cousin It, Fire Down Under, Scooby Snatch, Just Joel, Son of A Goat Fucker, Just Starbuck, Just Shane, Mayor Quimby, Up Her Ali, Just Clifford, Snap Off
 
Trail left Clump Clump’s basement and headed directly toward the ‘Hickon. The pack got a little lost just at the mouth of the path, but quickly righted itself. Of course that didn’t happen without a few casualities—notably myself and Sausage. I would entertain you with stories of a glorious, muddy trail that snaked through lovely woods, and included two shot checks. (One of them by a hole on the golf course. Hehe, I said “hole.”) I would, if I hadn’t gotten lost. Instead, I’ll entertain you with what happened when Sausage lured me away from the pack with false promises of candy and extensive knowledge of the park, and provided me with neither. (I still want that lollipop…) I did instead enjoy a beer-fueled wet T-shirt contest, talk of Jello wrestling and things that would have made even Virgin Pimp blush.

Wait, no… that’s what happened later, in Clump Clump’s basement…

Anyway, back at Circle there were lots of accusations because frankly we had lots of beer. Here’s what I was able to record:

Hares: Two Clump

Cums latelies: Flounder, Cause, Mayor

Autohashers: Flounder, Cause, Target, UHA

Accusations:

GDO and Sausage for wild lesbian sex getting lost on trail

Flounder for showing off his thigh

GDO for no class

Horny Hands for stealing Rear’s accusation

Just Starbuck and Just Joel for being confused

Snap Off, probably for racing

Scooby for getting lost on trail (in a tri… that racist)

Fire Down Under definitely for being a racist

The whole mob because there was too much beer

Announcements:

June 25, Rear didn’t know where trail was going to be. We’ve since figured that out

June 27, Bruce-a-palooza

August somethingish, Phillies tailgate

On, On,

Goes Down Often