As happens to all On Secs at least once during their tenure, I have lost my notes, so I will try to piece together what I vaguely remember from that night. 

It was a pub crawl, that much I know.  Who came? Not many.   In fact, I’d like to take this opportunity to remind people that this is a Drinking Club that happens to have a r*nning problem.  So anyone not on the following list (minus those who came, but aren’t on the list; plus those who are on the list but were not actually there), should start asking him/herself:  Am I really Hasher material?

Rear, Fruit, Rash, 2 Clump, Goes Down Often, GDO’s sister, Just Ross or Just Russ (2 Clump’s Brother), WonderBlow, Jingle Ballzzz, MediStu, Just Rachel (who has since been named “Does it with Handlebars” or some other name involving “Handlebars”), Cause for Blindness, Flounder, 2^nd Cumming, One Inch In, Virgin Pimp, Festering Beanie Baby, Midnight Tranny, and Just Jill; yep, Just Jill was definitely there. 

We gathered at The Irish Times and live Irish music played in the background as we finished our first few pints.    I was informed that Handlebars’ recent/soon-to-be birthday would require a side-side that night, and, since she was wearing a halter dress, several hashers were salivating at the prospect of some potential side-boob.   Goes Down Often then led the mob to a grassy field between I-95 and Columbus Blvd. for a gnat and mosquito ridden circle. 

 Rear Engineer led us in song and dance:

 Hare:  Goes Down Often

 Cums Latelys: Festering Beanie Baby, Virgin Pimp, GDO’s sister

 Accusations: there were a few but none memorable enough after 2 weeks

 Side-Side: Handlebars

Announcements: most have already passed, with the exception of the Cousin It Phillies tailgate, which will commence on August 8^th

As mosquitoes bit one hasher after the next, people started wondering nervously if mosquitoes could pass on any blood transmitted diseases.  After circle, we continued crawling, first to The New Wave Café, and then to Woolley Mammoth’s.     It was at the New Wave that I learned about the death of Michael Jackson, who died that day, and Michael Jackson, who apparently died 2 years ago.   Appropriately, the night was filled with songs from the Jackson 5, Thriller, etc. and lots and lots of beer. 

On, On,

LRRW