BFM 295: Phillies!
It was a dark and stormy night, and the mob gathered at Cherry Street Tavern. Add in a Phillies game, and the pack dwindled to only the motivated hashers willing to give 110% to the kennel. After a desperate search for motivation Hold the Sausage actually assembled the pack and sent them in the general direction of outside the bar so she could get back to the phillies game.
Who Came:
Rear Engineer, Hold the Sausage, Big Tackle, Short Distance Rimmer, Cause, Flounder, 2 Clump Chump, Jingle Ballzzz, Fruit of the Clue, Cleavage to Beaver, Twat of Darkness, Just Karen, One Night Only, Snap Off
An iconic trail was set through the river trail area, under several overpasses, over and through the bedrolls of a host of bums on an extended philly staycation, fjording streams, finishing with a 100 yard dash across a muddy football field until we got to the art museum. Of course with the pack being all bimbo, we had no choice but go through the “rape-tastic” tunnel under spring garden. The pack then got completely lost when we looped back to the rocky statue, and missed the beer check at gallagers. I sat all alone at gallaghers crying into my pitchers of beer before heading back to the bar.
In other news
Circle:
Hare: Jingle Ballzzz
And that was about it, we had only a 30 sec commercial break available between innings, making this perhaps the fastest BFM circle in recorded history
Circle completed, attention was again focused on the Phillies, and not distracting the rest of the bar. Around 10 we realized we had a team of lovely, fantastic on secs–people so delightfully witty and wonderful that we can’t help but adore them. Clearly, I wanted to return to place among them.* As a result I became your faithful scribe, and lets face it, nobody wants that.
Announcements:
Haberdashery – Reginal Discharge has Phallic Tyranny T-Shirts – one week left
Oct 29th – BFM # 297 – Halloween! 730PM somewhere!
Philly Hash # 1655 – somewhere in media
May 3 – Philly Roller Girls – WFT Nationals. Watch ostensibly sober women skate around and beat each other up for cheap. Bumble Beaver AKA Tara Newone will be there http://www.phillyrollergirls.com/
Nov 19 – BFM 300!! – back to Bonners
August – Phillies Tailgate – Cousin It. Be there!
Quotes of the Night
All this talk about turkey clubs and ejaculation is making me hungry! – Cleavage to Beaver
In college we were the cuntintental soldiers, and our cheer was “Cunts!” With a C! – Just Karen
That’s my kind of cunt! – Cleavage to Beaver
Jingle Ballzzz
*This may or may not be what the trash originally said. There is a chance that it could have included the following: "…we realized no trash had been written, with our crack team of on-sec’s having evolved from writing notes, and promising trash for weeks on end has moved on to just not even showing up. Back when I was an On Sec, this sh*t would not stand man."
How about those 3 missing trashes? Ever gonna get around to writing them? Or are you going to drop the ball like I got dropped on my side side?
words immortal like the 2nd gettysburg address: “That’s my kind of cunt!”
what else is there to say?!?
“‘rape-tastic’ tunnel under spring garden???” – that is entirely f-ed up. hoo bee rightin trash these dayz? crazed. disMist!
itza good thing this city dont have nothing like the ongoing parade of depraved individuals who are laughably trying to sync with society that is the hash…*phew*