Well, I missed the start of this one since I fell for the April Fools joke. Well done, Tranny and S&M Man, well done! I leave you with this warning though:

"There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again."

Who showed up: Scooby Snatch, Tranny, S&M Man, Skin Fiddle, Soft Core Analyst, Just Jose, Two Clump, Porn to Fail, Mediocre and Stupid, Attila the Hung, Rear Engineer, Cause for Blindness, Bonsai Bush, Snap Off, Just the Brown Tip, Handelbars, Where’s my Vagina, Sly Fox, Flounder, Son of Goat F*cker, 3 balls, Big Tackle, Tube cock and Just Sloppy’s dad!

I missed the trail, but apparently it was one big idiot loop through South Philly, and unless you knew the landscape you would keep running and running and running the same trail over and over…kind of like the movie Groundhog’s Day (wrong holiday, but excellent idea nonetheless).

Circle:

Hares: Tranny and S&M Man

What did we think of this trail? Not enough circle jerks!

First in / Last in: There was a big debate over this, and the crown switched people several times, but I think we settled on Clump Clump and Cause

Autohashers: Soft Core, Handlebars, Skin Fiddle, Just Jose, Sloppy Ho and Just Sloppy’s dad

(it was at this point that Just Jose drank for wearing a hat in the circle. Then, immediately following this he had to drink for it again. Take your hat off, dude!)

Comes Lately: Sly Fox, Attila the Hung, Flounder, Just the Brown Tip

Accusations:

Snap Off: For hash crashing while doing ballet? I think the word “Tchaikovsky” was used.

Two Clump: For not admitting he knew the pack was running the same loop again and leading them into a second lap

Son of Goat F*cker: For running off with Two Clump

Attila the Hung: For getting married

Tube Cock: For wearing a full body wetsuit, complete with flipper things on his feet.  He went on to proclaim "The only thing that doesn’t hurt are my nipples!"

Snap Off: For paying her hash cash in dimes.

Announcements:

Soft Core is haring Philly this weekend.  Check out http://www.phillyhash.com/ for details.

Grafitti hash will be on April 29th!  Wear a white shirt and bring a sharpie marker! 

And with that, circle was closed and we all went out into the flash mob.  Just kidding!  Or am I?