So there we were: Twat of Darkness, Two Clump Chump, Where’s My Vagina, Slutty When Wet, Just Jose, Cleavage to Beaver, Scooby Snatch, He’s a Lesbian, Porn to Fail, Tube Cock, Bonsai Bush, Shefelta Fish, Midnight Tranny to Georgia, Grab My Handelbars, the S & M Man and myself; standing as close as we could to the door of the notoriously smoky Triangle Tavern in South Philly a week after the big wet Green Dress Run, and a mere day after St. Patty’s.

 And there they went: after a yank of the short stubby one, Cleavage to Beaver and the S & M Man went out to lay trail.

 After they disappeared, we didn’t have a choice but to look at Mr. Snuffleupamuff (him, him, f*ck him!) standing there, a silly look on his face as he shushed the pack and very conspicuously walked in with the green satin BFM cape balled up and partly hidden behind his back. 

 And that’s when we all pepped up, eager to recount the chugging contest from Green Dress, that had left Mr. Snuffleupamuff in possession (or maybe he just stole it back from the person who originally had won it?) of the newest BFM “ohh shiny” symbol. 

 Trail beckoned, and out into the night we went, keeping all together around the South Philly/South Street/Bella Vista-ish areas entertaining all of the outdoor yuppie diners as we took turns blowing on the horn.

 Two Clump caught the hares (or was it one of the hares) and proceeded to assist with the laying.  After polishing off a few dozen pitchers at Manny Brown’s and accosting innocent patrons with overheard comments in the tone of “Aren’t they THAT running club? Remember that incident?” the pack proceeded back to Triangle for a circle:

 Hares: Cleavage to Beaver, S &M Man, Two Clump and Midnight Tranny to Georgia

 Auto Hashers: Up Her Ali, Big Tackle, Just Jason, Just Kelly, Broken Rod

 First in, Last in: He’s a Lesbian, MediStu

 Cums Latelies: Broken Rod, Twat of Darkness

 Accusations:

 Midnight Tranny and Two Clump Chump for not pansing/and or demanding an article of clothing upon catching the hares.

 Up Her Ali accused Big Tackle for looking dapper, or maybe it was for not wearing any Dapper Dan? I really need to write more timely trash.

 Announcements: Irrelevant now! 

 Overheard:

 C2B:

(Talking about her recent trip to the Georgia zoo)

‘I may have told people how I swam with the sharks…but the sharks are telling one another how they swam with me.”

On-on,

Mediocre and Stupid