The ‘Yunk called the hash to task once again and Short Distance Rimmer, Two Clump Chump, Sleeps Around the C*ck, Working Girl, Hold the Sausage, Snap Off, Midnight Tranny to Georgia, Festering Beanie Baby, Gag Reflex, Bonsai Bush, Mediocre and Stupid, Cause for Blindness, Flounder, Runner Girl, Just Peanut (who apparently nips, but only if you ask nicely…), Just Jose, The S & M Man, and a cadre of virgins: Just Bradford, Just Dan and Just Nicole ala Just Julie, Just Julie ala the Internet (it does wonders), Just Jess, Just Andrew, and Just Jessica ala One Inch In and Two Clump Chump answered the call. Sadly, One Inch In, ChernoBlow, Post Anal Drip, and Skin Fiddle alongside Just Kelynn ala Just Gina missed the call but called back after the run.

 

Speaking of calling, apparently we had called out for an obnoxiously hilly shit trail and Sausage and Rimmer answered the call. Running down stairs just to run up the next set, it was intense enough that Mayor Quimby and Festering Beanie Baby, in addition to Cause for Blindness and Flounder had to do an impromptu beer check with a group of medical students.  After a short trip out to Chez Two Clump Chump, it was back to the bar to get IDs checked and for…

 

Circle

Hares:  Hold the Sausage and Short Distance Rimmer

            Too Dead or Flat or Short (yea, right)

            Designed for a one legged woman

Virgins: It all started when the internet (that ole’ motorboatin’ son of a gun) made Just Julie cum, followed by her prompting Just Bradford, Just Dan and Just Nicole to cum. One Inch In and Two Clump Chump are also champs for bringing Just Jess, Just Andrew, and Just Jessica with Just Rachel tagging along after as an autohasher. Lastly, Just Kelynn came with Just Gina and Just Andrea came for ChernoBlow

Visitors: Runner Girl and Just Peanut (NJ Whores)

First/Last In: Bonsai Bush, Mediocre and Stupid, Swollen C*ckpit, Just Gina

Cums Latelies: One Inch In, Just Gina, Just Kelynn, and Festering Beanie Baby

Autohashers: One Inch In, ChernoBlow, Post Anal Drip, Just Andrea, Skin Fiddle, Just Gina, Just Kelynn, Hold the Sausage and Short Distance Rimmer

 

Accusations

For using One Inch In’s nerd name in circle: Swollen C*ck

…and Tube C*ck and Sleeps Around the C*ck for the “When one c*ck drinks…” rule.

For being ten days late! Oh wait, with the trash: Mediocre and Stupid

For overachieving by doing a lesson plan at the beer check: Two Clump Chump

For not drinking for being auto-hashers because they headed downstairs: Hold the Sausage and Short Distance Rimmer, plus Sleeps Around the C*ck for good measure

For wearing the same shirt with a big Penis on it: Swollen C*ckpit and Just Jose

For calling Swollen C*ckpit by the wrong name (Swell the C*ckpit?): Just Bradford

…and Tube C*ck and Sleeps Around the C*ck for the “When one c*ck drinks…” rule.

For actually giving the virgins instructions before circle: Two Clump Chump [Declined]

…but for making this false accusation: Snap Off

And the for some reason Festering Beanie Baby got kicked out of circle, but I have no idea why…

For putting up with the rowdy hash: Bartender Just Shawn

For not being man enough to have a fourth beer check the previous week: Mayor Quimby

For having a beer hammock (which was awesome, and determined to be acceptable hash behavior), but then for being a racist: Runner Girl

For being a racist (yea, his tee-shirt makes him a racist like a set of handlebars makes me a bike): Short Distance Rimmer

For disappearing Fire Down Under’s illustrious BFM cape: Just Jose

For setting up the hash but then not knowing that Two Clump Chump would ASS(out of)U(and)ME that he was hare: Midnight Tranny to Georgia

For not getting lost on trail (because they were all local): Virgins

For being a sister of Mayor Quimby’s that Scooby Snatch has not hooked up with: Just Gina

 

And then…? No and then! Just kidding. What a treat for the cadre of virgins – Just Jose was pulled into circle for a naming!

After finding out that he’s a school counselor who has a thing for ducks, likes it doggie style but doesn’t like to take it up the ass like Stan… “No Lay Jose,” “F*ck me in the 7/16^th’s,” “El Experiment-o C*ck-o” and “Dildo on a Saddle” fell short of the mob and mismanagement’s hopes, so the naming was postponed for a later date.

 

Announcements

Mayor Quimby: Bruce-a-palooza on Saturday, June 12^th, sponsored by BEN FM

Tube C*ck: Gird your loins for the upcoming Red Bull Flugtag – join the engineering madness!

Swollen C*ckpit: Upcoming bike race party, Saturday June 6^th. Apparently it’s epic…

Hold the Sausage: Full Moon Bash, Green Room, April 30^th

Midnight Tranny: Upcoming Hashes include the First Annual BFM Invitational Bar Crawl and the week after is the Graffiti hash – be there or be…not written all over!

 

Overheard On Trail

“The deeper you get in, the worse it is” – Bonsai Bush

“What?! You don’t want to toss anyone’s salad?” – Unnamed Hasher

 

On-On,

Grab My Handlebars

One Response to “BFM #321: Up and Down and ‘Yunk all Over (your Feet)”

1. Cause says:

   May 18, 2010 at 3:46 pm

   Wild 1 Chubbies: Wow!
   and
   DON’T WAITY TILL SUMMER IS OVER ORDER NOW … YOU WILL ACTUALLY GET A LIVE PERSON

   Double Wow!! How much are the delivery charges for the live person with a wild chubby?