Mismanagement was trying something new this week. We were going to attempt to start the hash ‘on time’ and have the circle end at a decent hour. You can’t say we didn’t try.

(side note: MM stands for Mis Management. I thought that was understood, but based on the number of you who wrote back to me and said "what is MM?" I guess it is not.)

Hashers who showed up at Grumpy’s on time:
Where’s my Vagina?, Flounder, Grab my Handlebars, CYHMN?, Son of Goat F*cker, Sly Fox, Sloppy Ho, Cause for Blindness, Mediocre and Stupid, Big Tackle, Bonsai Bush, Queef, Tube Cock, S&M Man, Fire Down Under, One inch in, Just Steve, Just Laura, and Just Heather.

Big Tackle and Grab my Handlebars took off to lay trail exactly at 7:50 PM. The rest of us went outside for Chalk Talk which took place in front of the bar next to a bench. Not really a necessary detail to point out, except for that there was a man sitting on the bench playing a game of Suduko. And he stayed there, trying to concentrate while chalk talk went on around him. Impressive.

The 8:00PM start time must have really confused us because the first 6 blocks of this trail was a bizarro hash. Flounder solved the first three checks.  Where’s my Vagina was setting her watch in order to time herself.  Stoop sitters were actually sending us in the right direction.  Once we got to the 95 overpass we lost trail and things seemed normal again.  Somehow we found our way to Lyon’s Den for beer check #1.

Several things happened to make the on time start null and void.  There was play ground that everyone had to stop and climb all over.  There was an impromptu beer check at Triangle Park.  There was an official beer check at RAY’S HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAR!!!!  Just Laura was having so much fun that she kept hugging people.  The Phillies were beating the Yankees.  All forces working against a circle ending before 10. 

At this point in my notes someone took my pen when I wasn’t looking and wrote: "Just Heather said her crotch was too sweaty."  If someone wrote it down it must be true. 

Hares:  Big Tackle and Grab my Handlebars (special appearance by Son of Goat F*cker for catching the hares).

Virgins:  Just Laura (One Inch In) and Just Steve (Just Heather)

Long Time No See:  Queef, Sly Fox, Jingle Ballz, Cousin It

Bonsai Bush and MediStu: Pouring beers from a Miller Lite VORETX bottle into cups…defeating the whole point of the Vortex bottle.

MM: Starting the hash on time and then being defeated by 3 beer checks anyway

Jingle Ballz: showing up late two weeks in a row wearing a bathing suit. What are you doing on Thursday nights?

Tube Cock: making One Inch In’s ass hurt without taking him to dinner first. 

With that, the Phillies beat the Yankess and hashers were high kicking off into the night.