BFM # 405 – Where is the inflatable Pussy(cat)?
Philadelphia has a proud tradition of historical significance, such as; the oldest surviving roadway bridge, or the oldest street, and the oldest Thanksgiving day parade. However, we are also known for newer things such as being the only city to pop an inflatable pussy (as a side note this was news worthy everywhere in the state except Philadelphia). That being said it was once again time to throw all good parenting sense out the window, grab the little ones and converge on the only parade route bar open on Thanksgiving morning, Mace’s Crossing.
Who Came
Cleavage to Beaver, Just Matt, Lick Stick, One Inch In, Two Clump Chump, and Uncle Bad Touch,
The Trail
I volunteered to hare this hangover trail, so plain and simple was the name of the game. Trail wound west and south away from the inflatable Stan dolls, until we reached a BN. Another side note although the “Hair of the dog” is just a myth, I didn’t hear any hashers complaining, except for Uncle Bad Touch who threatened to poop on trail, but more on that later. As we ran back to the bar the pack was amazed at how I was able to not only lay a back check four, but also lay part of the on in after the beer check, all before the pack showed up. One Inch In tried to explain that it wasn’t that hard, but I let the legend ride. Back at the bar we had:
Circle
Hare: Two Clump Chump
Virgins: None
Visitors: Lick Stick
First in/ Last in: Bad Touch/ One Inch In
Auto Hashers: Lick Stick
Accusations
Lick Stick- for not bringing her daughter because she knew Bad Touch was coming (in hindsight this sounds like acceptable hash behavior)
Uncle Bad Touch- for bringing a cart full of toys for all the little kids
Cleavage to Beaver- for missing the pack so running her own trail
One Inch In – for “meowing” the whole song instead of just the curse words
Just Matt, 2 Clump – for matching
And there were many more but I don’t remember the rest.
Announcements
Full Moon: December 2nd at the Green room, so you can sleepover from the BFM
Philly AGM: Too late to sign up (I think)
After this we went upstairs to find Tits of Steel, and Under the Gaydar complaining of showing up at 10:25 and not finding us or the second half of trail. We sat and watched the drunk people move about, while Bad Touch tried to pick up MILF’s and Just Matt explained how a Quasar works. After a few hours, beers, and plates of bacon, the packed moved on to their respective families.
Overheard
2 Clump “That bathroom is so dirty, I don’t even like touching myself.”
Cleavage to Beaver “It’s all over my face, my eyes are burning.”
MILF “My friend stuck her tongue in that statue’s ass.”
Under the Gaydar “I need to take statue lessons.”
Uncle Bad Touch “There are not nearly enough cougars up here.”
On, on,
Two Clump Chump
Corrections: John from Glendside of Ardmore the II was also in attendance; he was accused of moving closer to the hash, yet still being late. Also, Just Brad was referred to as Just Matt. Sorry for any confusion this hay have caused (no I did not say Cause).
awful reportage thank you for the corrections no reason to have trash if it is not accurate you did in factuality say cause because you can see the word cause between the parentheses no good deed goes unpunished. why? cause.